🚀 go-pugleaf

I have a friend who says"have to see a man about a dog"

>Hi, I wonder if anyone would like to share with me and anyone else who
>is interested any humorous or unusual euphemisms they know.  I would
>especially like to hear any non-English ones (in translation please!)
>
>Some that I know, mostly well-known are:
>
>(1) For going to the toilet/rest room:
>
>	Gone to answer a call of nature;
>	Gone to the Aunt;
>	Gone to splash his boots;
>	Gone to hold hands with his best friend;
>	Gone to shake hands with the unemployed;
>	Gone to do his business; (Usually applied to animals??)
>	Gone to point Percy at the porcelain; (From the film "The adventures of
>Barry McKenzie'???)
>
>
>(2) For homosexuality:
>
>	That way inclined;
>	From the other side of the church;
>
>
>(3) For that little drip that forms on the end of a runny nose:
>
>	Johnson's at the door;
>
>
>(4) For drunk:
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>	Tired and emotional;
>
>
>(5) For pregnant:
>
>	In the family way;
>	Has a bun in the oven;
>
>
>(6) For Sex:
>
>	The most fun you can have without laughing; (From 'The Paul Hogan
>Show')
>
>
>
>- That's all I can think of at the moment.  By the way, I hope this
>isn't too light a matter to be posted to sci.lang - my reason for doing
>so is that I am hoping to elicit a response from poeple who know of
>non-English euphemisms.  Is that the correct plural by the way?  Maybe
>it should be euphemisma??
>
>
>Thanks,
>
>Mike