🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <isisCo9FCL.KJJ@netcom.com> isis@netcom.com (Mike Cohen) writes:
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>Hey, I've been going thru hell ever since I moved here and I'd like to make
>your lives as miserable as you've made mine. I'd personally like to destroy
>every car in this stinking hellhole of a city. I'm pretty desparate to get
>back to NYC, even though it means giving up everything I own. Anyone willing
>to take up a collection to help me get back there?

    As far as being DESPERATE to get back and wanting to give up
    everything you own, that should be easy!  Just take it back to NYC
    with you and wait for the inevitable mugging and burglary.  

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>In NYC I never had to live in fear of getting run over by a crazed driver
>whenever I crossed the street. All California drivers are raving maniacs who
>are a menace to everything that crosses their path.

  As opposed to NYC drivers who are models of calm, cool, and
  courtesy.  Especially the 3rd world models of human genetic
  excellence piloting those nice polite yellow automobiles?

  We just might consider taking up that collection if you'll promise
  to ride the subway from Battery to Harlem every night at about
  2:00 a.m. wearing an expensive suit and lots of visible jewelry.