Which material do I need to make a spit for roasting people???

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From: Victor Smootbank
Date: Sun, 02 Sep 2007 23:56

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I'm a cannibal and I want to roast a human on a spit,
alive. I tried to do this twice, first time using an iron spit
and my human pig quickly died because of the heat.

Second time, I tried wood, but this time, the wood broke
and the human pig fell on the coals, being burned to death.

Can you recommend a material that won't break and that
won't conduct the heat to burn my victim internally???

My victim needs to be cooked alive for as long as possible,
because only tortured human meat does have that special
taste.

Can you help???

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