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     STOCKHOLM, Sweden (Rueters)
-- Wikipedia (Wiki Answers), recently
threatened by Ed Conrad with a huge
lawsuit for slander and other crimes
against humanity, has revealed the true
answer to the time-honored question:
     Who the HELL is Ed Conrad?

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WHO IS ED CONRAD?  (Original)
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Ed Conrad is a layman who in the early 1980s discovered some rocks in
a coal field which he believes are human skulls which date back 280
million years or so, 200 million years before modern science claims
that man evolved. These rocks have been examined by scientists,
including those at the Smithsonian Institute, who have reported that
the rocks are just rocks and not of human origin, but Conrad persists
in believing there is a mass conspiracy among anthropologists and
paleontologists to keep it secret as to when man actually first
appeared on Earth. He posts regularly in several Usenet news groups
devoted to the origins of man, frequently changing his username to get
around the filters that people set to avoid his posts.
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The following revised version has been approved by the board of
directors of Wiki -- rhymes with Diki -- and will show up on your
screen in about four hours (Greenwich time -- GMT).).
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WHO IS ED CONRAD? (Revised Version)
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Ed Conrad, who never went to collage (Thank the Good Lord!) is a long-
time newspaperman who transformed himself into a self-made
anthropologist. geologist, paleontologist and human anatomist who has
proven Established Science terribly wrong in its assinine belief in
the evolution of man. His monumental discoveries of petrified bones,
teeth and even soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between anthracite coal
veins means that Darwin was a faker and a fraud and there exists
absolutely NO physical evidence -- ZILCH! -- proving man evolved from
some lower primate. However, .Ed's biggest discovery was the
incredible amount of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy by
leaders and members of the Pseudo=Scientific Establishment to prevent
mankind from being aware of The Honest-to-God Truth about a Supreme
Bean instead of The Unmitigated Crap that has been dished out by the
sci-boys for more than a century.
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(PS: We might add that Ed also is quite a good photographer whose
prize-winning photos include "An Evolutionist at Work," "Darwin
Blowing Hot Air" and his (Ed's) self-portrait, entilted "Dartboard.":
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale,jpg
and
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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               JOSE, CAN YOU SEE?
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"YES, I can see CLEARLY now, Mr. Conrad Your discoveries of petrified
remains -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins simply boggles the mind."
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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Ed Conrad is an old pro at destroying Established Science's erroneous
paradigms. Here, he holds a portion of a petrified hominid mandible
(jawbone) that he found between anthracite veins, proving that man is
as old as coal and therefore multi-millions of years older than the
disgraceful vested interest scientists claim.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER .
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Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from  between coal
veins some 250 feet underground.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears
likeness to a human skull.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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EXPERT OPINION: "OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING COAL-AGE FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/dc.smithsonian/msg/522305f02e955b66
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A LETTER TO ED CONRAD

"As an anthropologist, I would have no interest
in seeing an amorphous stony object, now out
of context, and dated to 350 million years.
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"If the experts at the University of Pennsylvania have been unable to
supply an identification, it is unlikely that anyone can."

-- Dr. T. Dale Stewart
Anthropologist Emeritus Department of
Anthropology Nationa
Museum of Natural History
Smithsonian Institution
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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MORE JUNK MAIL
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David Pilbeam, professor of anthropology at Harvard
University, sent this letter to Ed Conrad . . .
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Dear Mr. Conrad:
Thank you for your letter. I do not think you have a fossil.
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I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.
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Any further correspondence would waste both our times.
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Sincerely,
David Pilbeam
Harvard University
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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You Might Want to Read THIS If You Have Time . . .

"GOOD GOD!" Boy, You Can Say THAT Again!
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http://www.edconrad.org
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