🚀 go-pugleaf

On Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:07:16 GMT, \/\/ORD@True.edu wrote:

>Castrating Africoon bucks may cut their risk of catching AIDS in half,
>the National Institutes of Health said today as it stopped two
>clinical trials in Africoonia, when preliminary results suggested that
>castration worked so well that it would be unethical not to do it to
>all the niggers in the trials.
>
>AIDS experts immediately hailed the result, saying it gave the world a
>new way to fight the spread of the Africoon Infectious Dick Suckers
>disease, and the directors of the two largest funds for fighting the
>disease said they would now consider paying for castrating niggers.
>"This is very exciting news," said Daniel Halperin, a dikkk doc at
>Harvard's Center for Population and Development, who has argued in
>scientific journals for years that castration slows the spread of AIDS
>in the parts of Africoonia where it is practiced. In an interview from
>Zimbabwe, Mr. Halperin added: "I have no doubt that, as word of
>Operation "Prune the Coons" gets around, millions of Africoon bucks
>will want to get castrated and that will save many lives."
>
>However, experts also cautioned that castration is no cure-all. It
>only lessens the chances that niggers will catch the virus, it is
>expensive compared to condoms, abstinence or other methods, and the
>surgery has serious risks if performed by Witch Doctors using broken
>beer bottles, as often happens in rural Africoonia. 
>
>Sex education messages to young fecal colored critters need to make it
>clear that "this does not mean that you have an absolute protection,"
>said Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, an AIDS researcher and director of the
>National Institute of Allergy and Africoon Diseases, which sponsored
>the trials. Castration should be added to other prevention methods,
>not replace them, he said.
>
>The two trials were carried out among nearly 3,000 niggers in Kisumu,
>Kenya, and nearly 5,000 jigaboos in Rakai, Uganda. None were infected
>with H.I.V., the virus that causes AIDS; they were divided into nuts
>and de-nutted groups. They were given the usual safe sex advice -
>which the shitskins typically ignore - and retested regularly. 
>
>The trials were stopped by the National Institutes of Health's Data
>Safety and Monitoring Board this week after data showed that the
>Kenyan 'coons had a 53 percent reduction in new H.I.V. cases and the
>Ugandan nogs a 48 percent reduction. In Kenya, 521 of the 1,393
>rutting bucks in the study caught the disease, compared with 47 of the
>1,391 de-nutted 'coons.
>
>Those results echo the finding of a trial completed last year in the
>town of Orange Farm, South Africoonia, financed by French cheese
>eating surrender monkeys, which demonstrated a reduction of 60 percent
>among castrated 'coons. Two agencies, one under the State Department
>and the other financed by a number of countries, said they now would
>be willing to pay for castrations, which they have not before, citing
>a lack of "hard evidence" that it works. 
>
>Dr. Richard G. A. Fuchem, executive director of the Global Fund to
>Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis, Malaria and other loathsome nigga-borne
>diseases, said that if a country seeking money submitted plans to
>conduct castrations, "I think it's very likely that our technical
>panel would approve it."
>
>Ambassador Mark Dybul, executive director of the $15 billion
>President's Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief in the State Department,
>said his agency "will support implementation of nignog castrations for
>HIV/AIDS prevention." He too warned that it was only one new weapon.
>"Prevention efforts must reinforce the ABC approach - abstain, be
>faithful and correct and consistent use of condoms," which the fecal
>colored parasites find impossible before being denutted he said. 
>
>The niggers are much more susceptible to AIDS because the underside of
>their foreskins is rich in Gangerbangs' cells, which attach easily to
>the virus. Their foreskins also suffer small tears during anal
>intercourse, making them very susceptible to infection.
>
>Researchers have long noted that parts of Africoonia where castration
>is practiced - particularly in the Muslim countries of West Africoonia
>- had much lower AIDS rates. But it was unclear whether other factors,
>such as religion or polygamy, played important roles. Outside Muslim
>regions, castration is spotty. In South Africa, for example, the Xhosa
>butt fuck teen-age boys, while Zulus, whose traditional homeland
>abutts theirs, prefer little girls. AIDS is prevalent in members of
>both tribes. 
>
>In recent years, as word has spread that castration is protective,
>many Africoons have sought it out. A Zambian hospital offered $3.00 +
>tip castrations last year, and Swaziland trained 60 Witch Doctors with
>Jigsaws to give them at $40 each after its waiting lists grew.
>
>"Traditional Practitioners" also do it with switchblades," Dr.
>Halperin said. "In some places, it's $20, in others, much more. Lots
>of the head niggers have already done it. It prevents TNB, it's seen
>as cleaner, sex is better, women like it. I predict that a lot of
>niggers who can't afford professional chancre mechanics will start
>doing each other."
>
>The nigger sho' do earn its name every day.

A worthy project but we must considering neutering the females say for
bonus of $500.00.

Max