🚀 go-pugleaf

On 10 Dec, 10:03, George Hammond <Nowhe...@notspam.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:39:55 -0600, Uncle Vic
>
> <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> >One fine day in alt.atheism, George Hammond <Nowhe...@notspam.com> wrote:
>
> >> SEEING GOD FACE TO FACE
>
> >> Please see this JPEG image:
>
> >Isn't that supposed to turn you into a salt mine or something?
>
> [Hammond]
>    Only if you are bending over and God is directly behind
> you and you have to look over your shoulder to see him...
> this is according to  Lot's ravishing young bride by the
> way.
>    According to the Bible this odd circumstance first
> happened outside the small but notorious hamlet of Sodomy,
> and it is said to have given young Rachel or whatever her
> name was an extremely dangerous "assault mind" .  This was
> apparently slurred viva voce in the rabbinical oral
> tradition into "salt mine" sometime before the OT was
> finally written down in Babylon in 800 BC.
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>       GOD=G_uv   (a folk song on mp3)
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*SOD 'EM AND GOMORRA!'

Up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light ....
My head grew heavy and my eyes grew dim:
I had to stop for the night!
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There she stood in the doorway ... .
I was thinking to myself,
This could be heaven or this could be hell ... .

Clerk (ticking list):
Mirrors on the ceiling?

Dr. Gripper:
Most certainly.
But the nightly rate -
With pink champage on ice?

Clerk:
The fridge has broken down:
So, climb back into your own device.
Anyway, you are being self-contadictory.

Dr. Gripper:
Shit, Hiltons again, Cecilia.

Cecilia:
Never mind, dearest. I've got some colitas
here in my bag.
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7EhpyRjNNqs
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foolsrushin.