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    LONDON (Rueters) -- Thank God,
Stephen Hawking appears to be on
his way to a full recovery.
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     As everyone knows, the British
Academy of Medicine identified him
as legally insane earlier this week
and Steve has been getting medical
and mental treatment in an attempt
to bring him back to his senses.
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    But now, after several days of
shock treatment, he appears to be
back on the road to sanity -- and
his former evolutionist colleagues
are shaking in their boots.
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    In fact, Steve's neurologists -- the
best in Great Britain -- released this
tape of a statement that Professor
Hawking made while undergoing
a battery of tests this morning.
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http://www.elihu.envy.nu/NeoPics/Sounds/Hawking1.wav
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While resting comfortably between
his shock treatments, Steve says
he is coming along nicely because
of the intervention of St. Pope John
XXIII whose photo he has pinned
to the shirt of his jammies.
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page2_files/body_data/proofpope.jpg
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Meanwhile, Steve's nurse has
revealed that he has begun
writing poetry to pass away the
time he is spending in solitary
confinement..
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She showed reporters what he
written on a scrap of stained toilet
paper that she found on the floor.
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Evolutionists, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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               EARLIER STORY
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http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.science/browse_thread/thread/4b7a078d0d1d32f7/9165b72f55b3e1d7?q=uk.media.newspapers+hawking#9165b72f55b3e1d7
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YES, STEPHEN, THERE "IS" A GOD
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http://www.edconrad.org
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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