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On May 6, 2:02 pm, Ralph Garbage <ralph.rabbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 6, 10:45 am, PD <thedraperfam...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > On May 6, 1:22 pm, Ralph Garbage <ralph.rabbi...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > On May 6, 10:10 am, PD <thedraperfam...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > On May 5, 11:47 pm, ..@..(Henry Wilson DSc) wrote:
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> > > > > On Wed, 05 May 2010 08:54:13 -0500, Marvin the Martian <mar...@ontomars.org>
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> > > > > >On Wed, 05 May 2010 08:50:29 +0000, Henry Wilson DSc wrote:
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> > > > > >> On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 10:00:49 -0500, Sam Wormley <sworml...@gmail.com>
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> > > > > >>>On 4/30/10 3:34 AM, Pentcho Valev wrote:
> > > > > >>>> According to Maxwell's theory, the speed of light DOES depend on the
> > > > > >>>> speed of the observer
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> > > > > >>>   Empirically verified.
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> > > > > >> Nice to see you have finally seen the light, Wormey
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> > > > > >> Henry Wilson...
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> > > > > >> .......A person's IQ = his snipping ability.
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> > > > > >I don't know where you three idiots get that, but no.
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> > > > > >Maxwell's equations are only invariant under the Lorentz transformation,
> > > > > >and that preserves the speed of light regardless of the speed of the
> > > > > >observer.
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> > > > > >But then, I shouldn't be wasting my time with physics ignoramuses who
> > > > > >don't know lower division undergrad physics. (Okay, with things the way
> > > > > >they are, it may now be UPPER division undergrad physics...)
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> > > > > There is no aether and no Lorentz transforms you dopey bastard.
> > > > > Light is ballistic. Einstein's theory is crap.
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> > > > Well, let's see.
> > > > Lorentz transforms are mathematical relations between coordinates.
> > > > When you write them down on a piece of paper, they exist.
> > > > Maxwell's equations superbly describe measured electrodynamics outside
> > > > the quantum realm.
> > > > It is easy to show the invariance of Maxwell's equations under the
> > > > Lorentz transforms with some lines of algebra on a piece of paper.
> > > > Once it's written down, it's pretty hard to deny that the
> > > > demonstration has been done.
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> > > > Unless, of course, you clamp your eyes shut and mutter, "No-no-no-no-
> > > > no. I won't look and you can't make me. I *deny* your reality and
> > > > substitute my own."
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> > > You're just jealous of Henry Wilson DSc's genius. If you had any
> > > professional integrity you'd see the truth.
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> > Oh, I know. Henri is too smart to actually earn the degree he forged
> > and then posted on usenet. He just put it up there as an obvious test
> > to the readers. It's just like everything else he says. He doesn't
> > actually mean any of it, he's just putting it there as a test to see
> > if anyone is really paying attention. That way, he can judge who is
> > his peer and who is not.
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> BaTH RULES!! Relashitvity FAILS!!

You really don't have to say anything to parody Henry. All you need to
do is drool while spluttering.