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>
<mitch.nicolas.raemsch@gmail.com> wrote:
The station does not weight accelerate to motion toward
the train. Only the train experiences weight and therefore
motion toward the station.
>
hanson wrote:
Mitch, you precious Senn and Alphornblaeser, let me put it
to you gently: What you said is true only if you go yourself
to the Bahnhof station and blow your Alphorn real hard &
loud... yet even then I am afraid that you will never even
became one of those Einstein Dingleberries... They hate you.
>
But thanks for the laughs. Now blow to "weight accelerate"
that train into "motion" with your Alphorn "experience"....
ahaha... ahahaha... ahahahanson
>
>
<mitch.nicolas.raemsch@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On May 27, 12:24 pm, "Androcles" <Headmas...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote:
> "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message
>
> news:OcY_j.9080$ED6.2316@trnddc02...
> | "Pentcho Valev" <pva...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> |news:3c38ab40-0e58-4c65-b1f2-156890f25e23@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> |http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/27/arts/television/27bang.html?ref=arts
> | "This is not a �Da Vinci Code� seminar or a fright-doc about asteroids
> | hitting the earth. Dr. Magueijo, a theoretical physicist at Imperial
> | College, London, has for the last decade been an important player in
> | attempts to explain what some see as inconsistencies in the theory of
> | relativity.....We�re treated to the story of how he had his Einstein-
> | was-wrong-about-the-speed-of-light breakthrough while fighting a
> | hangover, and to the sight of him chuckling while watching what appear
> | to be fake home movies, with an actor playing the young Jo�o."
> | Pentcho Valev
> | pva...@yahoo.com
> | >| hanson wrote:
>
> | ahahahahahaha... Pentcho, you and Magueijo make it all too
> | complicated. It all boils down to Andro's 3-liner (1,2,3) below:
> | >
> | "Androcles" <Headmas...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
> | Why did Einstein say
> | (1) the speed of light from A to B is c-v,
> | (2) the speed of light from B to A is c+v,
> | (3) the "time" each way is the same?
> |http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
> | >| hanson wrote:
>
> | ahahaha... Andro, you have that post-script on for a
> | week now and alluded to it for years. Yet AFAICS not a
> | single one of the Einstein Dingleberries gave the obvious,
> | glaring answer that stares into the face of these fanatics.
> | .... All that one of the EDs came up with and then was
> | parroted by a few others, was them saying:
> | "But Einstein didn't say that"... despite the fact that
> | Albert so did.... ahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...
> | http://www.zionism-israel.com/Albert_Einstein/Albert_Einstein_Specrel...
> Which says:
> "He did not give proper references in many cases because he worked in a
> patent office"
>
[Androclea comments]
> That's a good excuse. I worked in a software engineering development
> office
> so
> there is no need for me to give proper references.
>
> The really funny part is that he worked in a SWISS patent office, and what
> was
> being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and cheese with big
> holes in it?
>
> The ED relativity quiz.
>
> Q1) Where was Einstein working when he developed his theory in the Swiss
> patent office?
>
> Hint : If you don't know then have a guess.
>
> Q2) What was being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and
> cheese
> with big holes
> in it like his theories?
>
> Hint: Kuckucksuhren.
> http://www.grandfatherclocksplus.com/cgi-bin/gfcp/cl8390.html
>
> That's how he got his hadron for time and where they are building the
> Large
> Hard-on Collider.
>
> Q3) Where did the idea for time being the fourth dimension come from?
> Hint:
> 'Really, this is what is meant by the Fourth Dimension, though some people
> who talk about the Fourth Dimension do not know they mean it. It is only
> another way of looking at Time. There is no difference between Time and
> any
> of the three dimensions of Space except that our consciousness moves along
> with it.' -- Herbert George Wells - "The Time Machine" - 1895.
>
> "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Einstein
>
> a.. "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x;
> y
> is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein.
> a..
> a.. Q4) How old was Albert when he read "The Time Machine" ?
> Hint:
> a.. "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age
> eighteen."- Albert Einstein.
> a..
>
> Q5) Is relativity a religion?
> Hint:
> a.. "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is
> blind." -
> Albert Einstein.
> a.. "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice." - Albert Einstein.
> a.. "God is subtle but he is not malicious." - Albert Einstein.
> a.. "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable
> superior
> spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
> with our frail and feeble mind." - Albert Einstein.
>
> Q6) Did Einstein understand mathematics?
> Hint:
> a.. "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you
> mine are still greater." - A.E.
> a.. "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates
> empirically." - A.E.
>
> Q7 Was Einstein educated?
> Hint:
> "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned
> in
> school." - A.E.
> a.. "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." -
> A.
> E.
>
> Q8) Did Einstein understand the real world?
> Hint:
> "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -A.E.
> a.. "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday
> thinking." -A.E.
> a.. "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
> certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
>
> Q9) Was Einstein stooopid?
> a.. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm
> not
> sure about the the universe." - A. E.
>
> Q10) (For mathematicians only)
> "In the first place it is clear that the equations must be linear on
> account
> of the properties of homogeneity which we attribute to space and time."
>
> Is tau = (t-vx/c^2)/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) LINEAR?
>
> Hint:
>
> Why did Einstein say
> the speed of light from A to B is c-v,
> the speed of light from B to A is c+v,
> the "time" each way is the same?
>
> Credit where credit is due, it was hanson that boiled it down to three
> lines
> so succinctly.
>
> "Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler." - A.E.
>
> Androcles.
>
hanson wrote:
> | Why are these self-aggrandizing EDs not capable of
> | facing the fact that Einstein **HAD** to say that
> | because... ... ... ... Now, here is the chance for you EDs
> | to finish that sentence and show that you really do
> | UNDERSTAND REL, for if not then you EDs are nothing
> | more than Sunday school children, infantile BELIEVERS,
> | who are reciting and interpreting their bible.... worshipping
> | and following all the shit that it contains and represents...
> | ahahaha... AHAHAHA.. ahahaha.... ahahanson
> |
> |
Mitch Raemsch wrote:
The station does not weight accelerate to motion toward the train.
Only the train experiences weight and therefore motion toward the
station.

Mitch Raemsch