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Article #7225Re: PARANOIA AND MASOCHISTIC HUMOUR IN EINSTEIN CULT
From: mitch.nicolas.raemsch
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 20:37
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 20:37
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On May 27, 12:24 pm, "Androcles" <Headmas...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote: > "hanson" <han...@quick.net> wrote in message > > news:OcY_j.9080$ED6.2316@trnddc02... > | "Pentcho Valev" <pva...@yahoo.com> wrote in message > |news:3c38ab40-0e58-4c65-b1f2-156890f25e23@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com... > |http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/27/arts/television/27bang.html?ref=arts > | "This is not a “Da Vinci Code” seminar or a fright-doc about asteroids > | hitting the earth. Dr. Magueijo, a theoretical physicist at Imperial > | College, London, has for the last decade been an important player in > | attempts to explain what some see as inconsistencies in the theory of > | relativity.....We’re treated to the story of how he had his Einstein- > | was-wrong-about-the-speed-of-light breakthrough while fighting a > | hangover, and to the sight of him chuckling while watching what appear > | to be fake home movies, with an actor playing the young João." > | Pentcho Valev > | pva...@yahoo.com > | >| hanson wrote: > > | ahahahahahaha... Pentcho, you and Magueijo make it all too > | complicated. It all boils down to Andro's 3-liner (1,2,3) below: > | > > | "Androcles" <Headmas...@Hogwarts.physics> wrote > | Why did Einstein say > | (1) the speed of light from A to B is c-v, > | (2) the speed of light from B to A is c+v, > | (3) the "time" each way is the same? > |http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ > | >| hanson wrote: > > | ahahaha... Andro, you have that post-script on for a > | week now and alluded to it for years. Yet AFAICS not a > | single one of the Einstein Dingleberries gave the obvious, > | glaring answer that stares into the face of these fanatics. > | .... All that one of the EDs came up with and then was > | parroted by a few others, was them saying: > | "But Einstein didn't say that"... despite the fact that > | Albert so did.... ahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha... > | http://www.zionism-israel.com/Albert_Einstein/Albert_Einstein_Specrel... > Which says: > "He did not give proper references in many cases because he worked in a > patent office" > > That's a good excuse. I worked in a software engineering development office > so > there is no need for me to give proper references. > > The really funny part is that he worked in a SWISS patent office, and what > was > being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and cheese with big > holes in it? > > The ED relativity quiz. > > Q1) Where was Einstein working when he developed his theory in the Swiss > patent office? > > Hint : If you don't know then have a guess. > > Q2) What was being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and cheese > with big holes > in it like his theories? > > Hint: Kuckucksuhren. > http://www.grandfatherclocksplus.com/cgi-bin/gfcp/cl8390.html > > That's how he got his hadron for time and where they are building the Large > Hard-on Collider. > > Q3) Where did the idea for time being the fourth dimension come from? > Hint: > 'Really, this is what is meant by the Fourth Dimension, though some people > who talk about the Fourth Dimension do not know they mean it. It is only > another way of looking at Time. There is no difference between Time and any > of the three dimensions of Space except that our consciousness moves along > with it.' -- Herbert George Wells - "The Time Machine" - 1895. > > "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Einstein > > a.. "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y > is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein. > a.. > a.. Q4) How old was Albert when he read "The Time Machine" ? > Hint: > a.. "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age > eighteen."- Albert Einstein. > a.. > > Q5) Is relativity a religion? > Hint: > a.. "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind." - > Albert Einstein. > a.. "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice." - Albert Einstein. > a.. "God is subtle but he is not malicious." - Albert Einstein. > a.. "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior > spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive > with our frail and feeble mind." - Albert Einstein. > > Q6) Did Einstein understand mathematics? > Hint: > a.. "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you > mine are still greater." - A.E. > a.. "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates > empirically." - A.E. > > Q7 Was Einstein educated? > Hint: > "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in > school." - A.E. > a.. "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - A. > E. > > Q8) Did Einstein understand the real world? > Hint: > "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -A.E. > a.. "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday > thinking." -A.E. > a.. "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not > certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." > > Q9) Was Einstein stooopid? > a.. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not > sure about the the universe." - A. E. > > Q10) (For mathematicians only) > "In the first place it is clear that the equations must be linear on account > of the properties of homogeneity which we attribute to space and time." > > Is tau = (t-vx/c^2)/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) LINEAR? > > Hint: > > Why did Einstein say > the speed of light from A to B is c-v, > the speed of light from B to A is c+v, > the "time" each way is the same? > > Credit where credit is due, it was hanson that boiled it down to three lines > so succinctly. > > "Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler." - A.E. > > Androcles. > > | Why are these self-aggrandizing EDs not capable of > | facing the fact that Einstein **HAD** to say that > | because... ... ... ... Now, here is the chance for you EDs > | to finish that sentence and show that you really do > | UNDERSTAND REL, for if not then you EDs are nothing > | more than Sunday school children, infantile BELIEVERS, > | who are reciting and interpreting their bible.... worshipping > | and following all the shit that it contains and represents... > | ahahaha... AHAHAHA.. ahahaha.... ahahanson > | > | > | > | > | The station does not weight accelerate to motion toward the train. Only the train experiences weight and therefore motion toward the station. Mitch Raemsch
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