🚀 go-pugleaf

RetroBBS NetNews Server

Inspired by RockSolid Light RIP Retro Guy

Article View: sci.physics.relativity
Article #7228

Re: PARANOIA AND MASOCHISTIC HUMOUR IN EINSTEIN CULT

#7228
From: hanson
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 21:39
191 lines
8718 bytes
ahahahaha... AHAHAHAHA... Andro don't confuse the poor
EDs even more than they already are, with your quiz below.
You know it and everybody else except the EDs do know
 WHY Einstein had to say that....                   .... ahahaha...
Of course I know that this is pay back time for you now.
I am out of this thread, and the other one, and let you
relish the show. Thanks for the laughs, Andro. Carry on!
ahahahaha.... ahahahanson
>
>
"Androcles" <Headmaster@Hogwarts.physics> wrote in message 
news:g4__j.33912$_c7.12359@newsfe16.ams2...
>
> "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> wrote in message
> news:OcY_j.9080$ED6.2316@trnddc02...
> | "Pentcho Valev" <pvalev@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> | news:3c38ab40-0e58-4c65-b1f2-156890f25e23@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
> | http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/27/arts/television/27bang.html?ref=arts
> | "This is not a �Da Vinci Code� seminar or a fright-doc about asteroids
> | hitting the earth. Dr. Magueijo, a theoretical physicist at Imperial
> | College, London, has for the last decade been an important player in
> | attempts to explain what some see as inconsistencies in the theory of
> | relativity.....We�re treated to the story of how he had his Einstein-
> | was-wrong-about-the-speed-of-light breakthrough while fighting a
> | hangover, and to the sight of him chuckling while watching what appear
> | to be fake home movies, with an actor playing the young Jo�o."
> | Pentcho Valev
> | pvalev@yahoo.com
> | >
> | hanson wrote:
> | ahahahahahaha... Pentcho, you and Magueijo make it all too
> | complicated. It all boils down to Andro's 3-liner (1,2,3) below:
> | >
> | "Androcles" <Headmaster@Hogwarts.physics> wrote
> | Why did Einstein say
> | (1) the speed of light from A to B is c-v,
> | (2) the speed of light from B to A is c+v,
> | (3) the "time" each way is the same?
> | http://www.androcles01.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
> | >
> | hanson  wrote:
> | ahahaha... Andro, you have that post-script on for a
> | week now and alluded to it for years. Yet AFAICS not a
> | single one of the Einstein Dingleberries gave the obvious,
> | glaring answer that stares into the face of these fanatics.
> | .... All that one of the EDs came up with and then was
> | parroted by a few others, was them saying:
> | "But Einstein didn't say that"... despite the fact that
> | Albert so did.... ahaha... AHAHAHA... ahahaha...
> | 
> http://www.zionism-israel.com/Albert_Einstein/Albert_Einstein_Specrel.htm
> Which says:
> "He did not give proper references in many cases because he worked in a
> patent office"
>
> That's a good excuse. I worked in a software engineering development 
> office
> so
> there is no need for me to give proper references.
>
> The really funny part is that he worked in a SWISS patent office, and what
> was
> being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and cheese with big
> holes in it?
>
>
>                                  The ED relativity quiz.
>
> Q1) Where was Einstein working when he developed his theory in the Swiss
> patent office?
>
> Hint : If you don't know then have a guess.
>
>
> Q2) What was being patented in the early 1900s besides chocolate and 
> cheese
> with big holes
> in it like his theories?
>
> Hint:  Kuckucksuhren.
>   http://www.grandfatherclocksplus.com/cgi-bin/gfcp/cl8390.html
>
> That's how he got his hadron for time and where they are building the 
> Large
> Hard-on Collider.
>
> Q3) Where did the idea for time being the fourth dimension come from?
> Hint:
> 'Really, this is what is meant by the Fourth Dimension, though some people
> who talk about the Fourth Dimension do not know they mean it. It is only
> another way of looking at Time. There is no difference between Time and 
> any
> of the three dimensions of Space except that our consciousness  moves 
> along
> with it.' -- Herbert George Wells - "The Time Machine" - 1895.
>
> "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Einstein
>
> a.. "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; 
> y
> is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut." - Albert Einstein.
> a..
> a.. Q4) How old was Albert when he read "The Time Machine" ?
> Hint:
> a.. "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age
> eighteen."- Albert Einstein.
> a..
>
> Q5) Is relativity a religion?
> Hint:
> a.. "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is 
> blind." -
> Albert Einstein.
> a.. "I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice." - Albert Einstein.
> a.. "God is subtle but he is not malicious." - Albert Einstein.
> a.. "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable 
> superior
> spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive
> with our frail and feeble mind." - Albert Einstein.
>
> Q6) Did Einstein understand mathematics?
> Hint:
> a.. "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you
> mine are still greater." - A.E.
> a.. "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates
> empirically." - A.E.
>
> Q7 Was Einstein educated?
> Hint:
> "Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned 
> in
> school." - A.E.
> a.. "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." - 
> A.
> E.
>
> Q8) Did Einstein understand the real world?
> Hint:
>  "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -A.E.
> a.. "The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday
> thinking." -A.E.
> a.. "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not
> certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
>
> Q9) Was Einstein stooopid?
> a.. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm 
> not
> sure about the the universe." - A. E.
>
> Q10) (For mathematicians only)
> "In the first place it is clear that the equations must be linear on 
> account
> of the properties of homogeneity which we attribute to space and time."
>
> Is tau = (t-vx/c^2)/sqrt(1-v^2/c^2) LINEAR?
>
> Hint:
>
> Why did Einstein say
> the speed of light from A to B is c-v,
> the speed of light from B to A is c+v,
> the "time" each way is the same?
>
>
> Credit where credit is due, it was hanson that boiled it down to three 
> lines
> so succinctly.
>
> "Everything should be as simple as possible, but not simpler." - A.E.
>
> Androcles.
>
>
> | Why are these self-aggrandizing EDs not capable of
> | facing the fact that Einstein **HAD** to say that
> | because... ... ... ...  Now, here is the chance for you EDs
> | to finish that sentence and show that you really do
> | UNDERSTAND REL, for if not then you EDs are nothing
> | more than Sunday school children, infantile BELIEVERS,
> | who are reciting and interpreting their bible.... worshipping
> | and following all the shit that it contains and represents...
> | ahahaha... AHAHAHA.. ahahaha.... ahahanson
> |
> |
> |
> |
> |
>
>
>
> 
Technical Details
Message-ID: <Mc%_j.11548$tF1.1792@trnddc01>
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!news1.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!spamkiller.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!trnddc01.POSTED!c101a669!not-for-mail
References: <d0b64f1d-d035-421a-ab82-4a47dccc7796@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> <e891d549-95bf-4972-bb04-7545f7eeb875@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <d5ab8098-19b8-4bbc-813b-ab047b78039d@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <6ea0f52f-4991-484b-80b3-70a59be13a8d@y21g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <3c38ab40-0e58-4c65-b1f2-156890f25e23@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <OcY_j.9080$ED6.2316@trnddc02> <g4__j.33912$_c7.12359@newsfe16.ams2>

Show Full Headers
Complete Article Headers
X-Google-Thread: 10f545,243de9be12a3c7ee
X-Google-Thread: 10b271,243de9be12a3c7ee
X-Google-Thread: fa4c1,243de9be12a3c7ee
X-Google-Thread: f74ae,243de9be12a3c7ee
X-Google-Attributes: gid10f545,gid10b271,gidfa4c1,gidf74ae,domainid0,public,usenet
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news2.google.com!news1.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!cyclone1.gnilink.net!spamkiller.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!trnddc01.POSTED!c101a669!not-for-mail
From: "hanson" <hanson@quick.net>
Newsgroups: sci.physics.relativity,sci.physics,fr.sci.physique,sci.astro
References: <d0b64f1d-d035-421a-ab82-4a47dccc7796@d45g2000hsc.googlegroups.com> <e891d549-95bf-4972-bb04-7545f7eeb875@27g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <d5ab8098-19b8-4bbc-813b-ab047b78039d@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com> <6ea0f52f-4991-484b-80b3-70a59be13a8d@y21g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <3c38ab40-0e58-4c65-b1f2-156890f25e23@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com> <OcY_j.9080$ED6.2316@trnddc02> <g4__j.33912$_c7.12359@newsfe16.ams2>
Subject: Re: PARANOIA AND MASOCHISTIC HUMOUR IN EINSTEIN CULT
Lines: 193
X-Priority: 3
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3138
X-RFC2646: Format=Flowed; Original
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3198
Message-ID: <Mc%_j.11548$tF1.1792@trnddc01>
Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 21:39:56 GMT
NNTP-Posting-Host: 71.107.159.191
X-Complaints-To: abuse@verizon.net
X-Trace: trnddc01 1211924396 71.107.159.191 (Tue, 27 May 2008 17:39:56 EDT)
NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 27 May 2008 17:39:56 EDT
X-Original-Bytes: 8435