🚀 go-pugleaf

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:58:06 -0700 (PDT), rbwinn <rbwinn3@juno.com>
wrote:

>On Jul 30, 9:44?pm, ben_dolan_...@reet.com (Ben Dolan) wrote:
>> rbwinn <rbwi...@juno.com> wrote:
>> > On Jul 30, 9:37?am, ben_dolan_...@reet.com (Ben Dolan) wrote:
>> > > rbwinn <rbwi...@juno.com> wrote:
>> > > > Well, the requirement for entrance into heaven is Faith in Jesus Christ,
>> > > > repentance, baptism, and receiving the Holy Ghost. Do you have a means of
>> > > > getting this accomplished for Stalin and Pol Pot when they come to a
>> > > > realization of the error of their ways?
>>
>> > > That's so adorable! You remember the little fairy tales you learned all
>> > > the way back in Sunday school! And you think this has something to do
>> > > with the real world lives of notorious dictators! That's just so damned
>> > > cute, child!
>>
>> > > Voltaire said it best: "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very
>> > > short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."
>>
>> > Well, as we were discussing, Satan, after death Stalin and Pol Pot can
>> > be saved in the kingdom of heaven if they accomplish the requirements
>> > for entry.
>>
>> You really think getting into heaven is a matter of "accomplishing the
>> requirements for entry", like getting a Boy Scout merit badge? Are you
>> really so childish as to believe that bullshit? What are you, twelve?
>>
>> You are a fuckin' loser, ridiculous even by the standards of religious
>> nutjobs. And that's saying a lot...- Hide quoted text -
>>
>Well, no one enters heaven without being baptized, Satan.  There is no
>way to baptize an evil spirit, so it does not apply to you.  A person
>who has been possessed by an evil spirit can be baptized once the evil
>spirit has left.

Now Robert is calling people Satan. Next, he'll be looking for
patterns of "666" in dates, checkbooks, baseball stats...