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"Steve O" <nospamhere@thanks.com> wrote in message 
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> "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message 
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>> "rbwinn" <rbwinn3@juno.com> wrote in message 
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>> On Jul 12, 12:07?pm, "Steve O" <nospamh...@thanks.com> wrote:
>>> "Ben Dolan" <ben_dolan_...@reet.com> wrote in message
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>>> > rbwinn <rbwi...@juno.com> wrote:
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>>> >> Unlike an athiest, the goal of Jesus Christ in his earthly life was
>>> >> not to obtain money.
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>>> > Boy, you really are a caricature, aren't you, child? Do you have any
>>> > sense of how foolish you appear? Any self awareness at all?
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>>> Presumably, Bobby doesn't think Jesus was a carpenter by trade.
>>> Carpenters get paid, don't they?
>>> And before Bobby tries to claim that Jesus had no trade to speak of,
>>> according to Mark he was an apprentice carpenter, following in the 
>>> footsteps
>>> of stepdad.
>>> I've even been to Rome and have seen ?the Holy Cheeseboard made by his 
>>> own
>>> hands, so you can't fool me!
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>>> --
>>> Steve O
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>> Well, if he was an apprentice carpenter working for his stepfather,
>> how can you prove any money was involved.  Once his ministry started,
>> he did not use money at all, except for what his unfaithful apostle
>> carried around in a bag.  Jesus Christ did not need that money, but he
>> did not stop Judas from carrying it around.
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>> So you are claiming that he was a freeloader, a scrounger, a bludger, a 
>> welfare leech and presumably didn't pay his restaurant bills either. 
>> Great role model ....
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>> BTW, because something is not explicitly mentioned in scripture does not 
>> mean it never happened.  Being human, I am pretty sure that Jesus would 
>> occasionally have had a widdle or squatted down to have a crap.  Heck, he 
>> probably farted, too.
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> Yes, but did he wank??
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No, seriously.. straightforward question.
If he was as celibate as was claimed, did he occasionally flick one off the 
wrist instead?

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Steve O
a.a. #2240 (Apatheist Chapter)
B.A.A.W.A.
Convicted by Earthquack
Exempt from purgatory by papal indulgence