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"sdr" <sdrodrian@sdrodrian.com> wrote in message 
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> Proof Of Evolution.
>
> On Jul 15, 2:36 am, Pastor Dave
> <no...@nowhere.com> wrote to someone:
>
>> You have given zero proof of macroevolution
>> and that is what you need to prove and can't.
>> Bugs staying bugs does not equal "goo to you".
>> Nor does falsely labeling me do anything but
>> prove your true intent.  Pastor Dave

OK, Pastor Dave, here's my view:
In the beginning, there was nothing.
Then god created himself and he/she/it saw that it was good.
Next god created the Earth and he saw that it was good and that he/she/it 
would populate it.
God then created all the other heavenly bodies and made them to revolve 
around the Earth.
Next god made Adam and Eve, a talking snake and planted an apple tree.
He saw that Adam and Eve were multiplying like bunnies (not yet created) and 
he made the Earth flat, so that the surplus offspring would fall off the 
edge, thus controlling the population growth.
God saw that there was harmony among the newly created humans and he saw 
that was not good.  So he made them of different colors, so that they would 
hate and kill each other in his/her/its name.
The talking snake saw all this and knew it was bad.  It said "fuck this" and 
it slithered off into the as yet not created bushes.
God then begat some chick named Mary and the offspring, named jebus, fished 
and loafed a lot and was nailed up high onto a cross, so that he could have 
a better view if the Islamites on the other side of the Valley of Death.
The apple finally fell from the apple tree and Isaac Newton caught it just 
before it hit the ground and thus discovered gravy.  Shortly thereafter 
Einstein invented the Speed of Light, which to this day has not been broken.

And that's how it all happened.