Re: Light bulb jokes?

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From: Dave Nash
Date: Mon, 02 Nov 1992 00:47

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In article <1992Nov1.233006.5838@netcom.com> raicu@netcom.com (Eugen Raicu) writes:
>Are there any physicist or chemist light bulb jokes?
>

One I came up with recently:
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Q:  How many physicists* does it take to change a light bulb?

A:  If the light bulb is a perfect sphere, one.  The solution for a 
light bulb of arbitrary shape is left as an exercise to the reader.

* (for 'physicists' read any physical scientists -- I'm doing P-chem for my
graduate studies, so I have no particular axe to grind here ;-)

>-- 
>Eugen Raicu
>raicu@netcom.com
>1912 Addison Street Apt. 15, Berkeley, CA 94704-1128
>(510) 644 3204


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