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Article #5115Annual Unintentional sci.physics Humor Award
From: Dave Nash
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:44
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:44
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Envelope please...thank you. And the winner is... (rip): Geez, can't you
guess by now?
I have, in the past, wondered whether Abian was serious, a dreadful practical
joker, merely bizarre, or the result of an AI experiment gone amuck. Nope.
None of the above. In fact, the following paragraph dispells all doubt:
> You have to surrender to (A3), you have to introduce (A3) as the prime
>principle of Physics as the CORNERSTONE of modern PHYSICS . You have no
>other choice! No matter how you twist and twirl around to bend the inter-
Ah! It becomes clear now. Abian is a Borg. (Molecules are irrelevant!
Physics is futile!)
>I am offering you the Light of knowledge . Accept (A3) and you will see that
>all your fundamental questions will be answered in a convincing way and
>Physics will grow on firm, solid Rock of the truth that (A3) or even (A1)
>offers.
No! Abian the tent preacher! (Do you beleive in the Rock of the Truth? Amen,
brother! Say hallelujah!)
Keep up the good work, Brother Alex!
>P.S. Please keep a complete file of TIME HAS INERTIA postings they will
> be extremely valuable!
Doubtlessly so -- but not for the reasons you suppose.
--
David Nash | Gradual Student, Chemistry
| University of Illinois (Urbana)
(dnash@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu) | This .sig is made of 100% recycled electrons.
(nash@aries.scs.uiuc.edu) | No binary trees were killed to make it.
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