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Annual Unintentional sci.physics Humor Award

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From: Dave Nash
Date: Sat, 12 Dec 1992 06:44
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Envelope please...thank you.  And the winner is... (rip):  Geez, can't you 
guess by now?

I have, in the past, wondered whether Abian was serious, a dreadful practical
joker, merely bizarre, or the result of an AI experiment gone amuck.  Nope.
None of the above.  In fact, the following paragraph dispells all doubt:

>  You have to surrender to (A3), you have to introduce (A3) as the prime
>principle of Physics as the CORNERSTONE of modern PHYSICS .  You have no
>other choice!  No matter how you twist and twirl around to bend the inter-

Ah!  It becomes clear now.  Abian is a Borg.  (Molecules are irrelevant! 
Physics is futile!)

>I am offering you the Light of knowledge .  Accept  (A3) and you will see that
>all your fundamental questions will be answered in a convincing way and 
>Physics will grow on firm, solid Rock of the truth that (A3)  or even (A1) 
>offers.

No!  Abian the tent preacher!  (Do you beleive in the Rock of the Truth?  Amen,
brother!  Say hallelujah!)

Keep up the good work, Brother Alex!

>P.S. Please keep a complete file of  TIME HAS INERTIA postings they will
>     be extremely valuable!

Doubtlessly so -- but not for the reasons you suppose.
-- 
David Nash                  | Gradual Student, Chemistry
                            | University of Illinois (Urbana)
(dnash@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu)    | This .sig is made of 100% recycled electrons.
(nash@aries.scs.uiuc.edu)   | No binary trees were killed to make it.
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