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Re: How does Superman create thrust? (WAS Re: The Batman Light: How

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From: jmhodapp
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1992 21:44
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In article <1992Dec12.082121.14239@news.mentorg.com>, bcannard@hppcb36.mentorg.com (The Human Mi-Go) writes:
> 
> In article <3319@ucl-cs.uucp>, G.Joly@cs.ucl.ac.uk (Gordon Joly) writes:
> |> 
> |> He was brought up on Kryton, which was much more massive than Earth,
> |> 
> |> Hence his superstrength and flying powers.

> Except:
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> (a) He loses his strength under a red sun, even with Earth-normal gravity.
> 

The article to read on this topic is Larry Niven's "Man Of Steel/Woman Of
Kleenex," which attempts to rationalize Superman's powers, and apply them
to the problem of mating with Lois Lane.  Several topics are addressed:

A)  Super-sperm flying right out of LL into the sky over Metropolis
B)  How a super-orgasm wouldd blow LL's head off
C)  What Kryptonite colors do what, and their appropriateness to the problem

A must read!!

Jon jmhodapp@aplcomm.jhuapl.edu
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10) The ability to communicate with corn...
2) Ability to score with other superheroes' wives
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