🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <63668@cup.portal.com> Joseph_Anthony_Truitt@cup.portal.com writes:
>In message <25321@dog.ee.lbl.gov>, sichase@csa3.lbl.gov (SCOTT I CHASE) writes:
>>In article <85546@netnews.upenn.edu>, 
>>weemba@sagi.wistar.upenn.edu (Matthew P Wiener) writes...
>>>                   But SSC isn't high enough.  Ask again when they
>>>build the Superconducting Superduperhuperruperluperkibocollider.
>>
>>OK.  I think that it's time that someone explains to me all these
>>occasional references to kibology, kibocolliders, etc.
>>
>The SSKC, as it will be fondly known, will enable us to explore the most
>intricate and intimate secrets of nature.  The second most important
>discovery via the SSKC will be that the quirk is the fundamental unit of 
>energy.  

Please note that MIT's "Infinite Corridor" is currently closed because
of SSKC magnet installation.  On the first day of the fall semester,
once the corridor has been lined with magnets and the floor has been
waxed, we will wait for two freshmen wearing steel belt buckles to enter
opposite ends.  Then, we will create new subatomic particles from them.

The nice people at IBM's Watson research lab told me I can also set up
my SubConductingInfraCollider there, providing that first I supply
Watson with a resume telling them at what sort of school I got my science
education:  "Elementary, my dear Watson."
							-- K.