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4 total messages Started by Alex W. Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:44
Re: Does God need to prove He exists?
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Author: Alex W.
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:44
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"The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
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> They say God was a Welshman: No one else, when creating Man and Woman,
> would have put a leisure center next to a waste disposal unit.

God can't have been a Welshman or we'd be extinct, having wasted all our
seed on those alluring sheep ....
Re: Does God need to prove He exists?
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Author: BuddyThunder
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 22:58
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Alex W. wrote:
> "The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
> news:1215166228.23766.0@proxy01.news.clara.net...
> 
> 
>> They say God was a Welshman: No one else, when creating Man and Woman,
>> would have put a leisure center next to a waste disposal unit.
> 
> God can't have been a Welshman or we'd be extinct, having wasted all our
> seed on those alluring sheep ....

Hey, he could've been an Aussie! Would explain how that nation was so 
abundantly blessed with freakishly good cricketers.
Re: Does God need to prove He exists?
#14101
Author: Alex W.
Date: Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:14
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"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message 
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> Alex W. wrote:
>> "The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>> news:1215166228.23766.0@proxy01.news.clara.net...
>>
>>
>>> They say God was a Welshman: No one else, when creating Man and Woman,
>>> would have put a leisure center next to a waste disposal unit.
>>
>> God can't have been a Welshman or we'd be extinct, having wasted all our
>> seed on those alluring sheep ....
>
> Hey, he could've been an Aussie! Would explain how that nation was so 
> abundantly blessed with freakishly good cricketers.

They're not; problem is, we're so shite.
Rather like the tennis.
And the football.
And the rugby.
Re: Does God need to prove He exists?
#14103
Author: Free Lunch
Date: Sat, 05 Jul 2008 00:02
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On Sat, 5 Jul 2008 00:14:42 +0100, "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> wrote
in alt.atheism:

>
>"BuddyThunder" <nospam@paradise.net.nz> wrote in message 
>news:486eab34$1@clear.net.nz...
>> Alex W. wrote:
>>> "The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>> news:1215166228.23766.0@proxy01.news.clara.net...
>>>
>>>
>>>> They say God was a Welshman: No one else, when creating Man and Woman,
>>>> would have put a leisure center next to a waste disposal unit.
>>>
>>> God can't have been a Welshman or we'd be extinct, having wasted all our
>>> seed on those alluring sheep ....
>>
>> Hey, he could've been an Aussie! Would explain how that nation was so 
>> abundantly blessed with freakishly good cricketers.
>
>They're not; problem is, we're so shite.
>Rather like the tennis.
>And the football.
>And the rugby.
>
If Andy Murray hadn't had to play Nadal or Federer he could have kept
playing.
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