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3 total messages Started by Victor Smootbank Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:50
Extradimensional creatures???
#7542
Author: Victor Smootbank
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 19:50
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Do extradimensional creatures exist and are they
dangerous for us? Can scientists experimenting with
time-travel, faster-than-light spaceship engines or
teleporters accidently attract such creatures?

And will these creatures eat human flesh or are
they vegetarians???
Re: Extradimensional creatures???
#7543
Author: PD
Date: Mon, 20 Aug 2007 23:40
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On Aug 20, 2:50 pm, Victor Smootbank <mean_prie...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Do extradimensional creatures exist and are they
> dangerous for us? Can scientists experimenting with
> time-travel, faster-than-light spaceship engines or
> teleporters accidently attract such creatures?
>
> And will these creatures eat human flesh or are
> they vegetarians???

Well, interestingly, scientists have established several very useful
facts about this:
1. They are exceedingly dangerous and strike unpredictably.
2. Experiments done in the last ten years, ever since the top quark
was discovered, have definitely caused a burst of activity.
3. They attack through the internet. Mostly through yahoo.
Re: Extradimensional creatures???
#7544
Author: Paul Cardinale
Date: Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:59
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Victor Smootbank wrote:
> Do extradimensional creatures exist and are they
> dangerous for us? Can scientists experimenting with
> time-travel, faster-than-light spaceship engines or
> teleporters accidently attract such creatures?
>
> And will these creatures eat human flesh or are
> they vegetarians???

Yes, of course.  But you can protect yourself by wearing an aluminum
foil hat at all times.  (That prevents the CIA from reading your
brainwaves and tracking your location (which they would then send to
the creatures).)
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