🚀 go-pugleaf

I'm a timetraveller from the year 2093 and I must tell you that humans
have to escape to Ganymede or will be doomed because of one of the
following possible timelines :

1) In 2023, a giant asteroid will hit the Earth, killing all humans!
2) In 2031, a massive solar flare will grill the Earth, Venus and
Mars!
3) In 2047, the evil Zarkkonian Empire, a race of evil dangerous
Reptilians
   will invade the Earth and enslave all humans!
4) In 2018, an experiment with controlled fusion goes horribly wrong,
nuking
   the whole planet.
5) In 2028, an evil AI takes over the world, enslaving all humans
6) In 2079, cats have evolved so far, that they will replace humans !
7) In 2026, a new virus will turn all people into cannibals, everyone
will be
   eaten

We must move to Ganymede to survive, because Mars and Venus and the
Moon are
in danger, too!

Alert!