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Article #548Re: Election Speech Joke
From: Ceri Jones
Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 20:22
Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 20:22
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"Alex Braden" <abraden@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message news:_ZwG8.38$K23.38885@sapphire.mtt.net... > Ok, so I'm running for the presidency of my high school, and I'm trying to > find a good joke to open up my speech. Seeing as how the internet is full > of CRAP, maybe some of the nice people on here can help me out. Seriously, > if you know of any site that has some good election jokes or whatnot, just > post some URLs. Thanks a lot! > > Braden > > Hows about..... I am glad to see so many people here to hear my address. Of course the crowd would be twice as big if I were being hung. If you can't take a joke - don't vote for me. (ok, ok. So i can't meet a politician without raising my kneecap in greeting) -- THE WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE IS THE HIGHEST LAW
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 1087d4,8edf68f077b41a09 X-Google-Attributes: gid1087d4,public X-Google-Thread: 111f08,8edf68f077b41a09 X-Google-Attributes: gid111f08,public X-Google-Thread: 107d29,8edf68f077b41a09 X-Google-Attributes: gid107d29,public X-Google-ArrivalTime: 2002-05-21 13:23:04 PST Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!archiver1.google.com!news1.google.com!newsfeed.stanford.edu!news.tele.dk!small.news.tele.dk!194.42.224.136!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!news-lond.gip.net!news.gsl.net!gip.net!easynet-melon!easynet.net!btnet-feed5!btnet!news.btopenworld.com!not-for-mail From: "Ceri Jones" <Ceri.Jones6@btinternet.com> Newsgroups: sci.space.history,alt.books.tom-clancy,can.community.military Subject: Re: Election Speech Joke Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 20:22:33 +0000 (UTC) Organization: BT Openworld Lines: 28 Message-ID: <aceaa9$i89$1@paris.btinternet.com> References: <_ZwG8.38$K23.38885@sapphire.mtt.net> NNTP-Posting-Host: host62-7-19-1.in-addr.btopenworld.com X-Trace: paris.btinternet.com 1022012553 18697 62.7.19.1 (21 May 2002 20:22:33 GMT) X-Complaints-To: news-complaints@lists.btinternet.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 20:22:33 +0000 (UTC) X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Priority: 3 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V5.50.4522.1200