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The Space Shuttle Disaster Coverup Conspiracy (with extra slaw)

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From: JKF
Date: Mon, 28 Dec 1992 17:53
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In article <725535903.AA00373@f-454.fidonet.org> Hugh.Craig@f3333.n106.z1.fidonet.org (Hugh Craig) writes:
> J> Which just goes to show that Mary Shafer is also a member of the
> J> conspiracy, else she would not go to such desperate lengths to 
> J> try to explain away NASA's horrible LIES.
>    
> J> Yes, Mary Shafer and all members of the 
> J> NASA/Bolshevik/Krystal's/NACA conspiracy are in this together, 
> J> controlled by their true masters... 
>
> J> the lemurs.
>    
> And more quote from The NET...
>I have LEARNED the TRUTH.  The TRUTH is that Heinlein, Simak, Asimov, and
>Leiber, famous science fiction and fantasy WRITERS who "died" in recent
>years, did not DIE at ALL but rather were TAKEN CAPTIVE by the lemur
>puppet masters and put to WORK generating these PREPOSTEROUS stories which
>you then promulgate as FACT.
>
>We are ON to you, Mr. Volkoff.  You are doing good work for your MASTERS
>but we have SEEN THROUGH YOU NOW.
>   quote off
>=====================================================================
>
>  You poor misguided fools. None of you has even come close
>to understanding the depth of this evil conspiracy.
>
> I'll attempt to shed some light for you.
>
> All the misinformation and evil tricks have been master minded
>by the Cooridinated Information Apparatus headquarted on the
>planet Voltar. The Voltarians are also working with the
>KSP (Korellian Secret Police) and The BLACK LENSMEN.
>Though at times they are at odds with each other.
>
>
> The Rockefellar Empire and The Illuminatus do the evil bidding
> of their EVIL MASTERS here on Earth.
>
>  This evil empire has many arms. SOME of the secondary
> organations and prominent individualsw are listed below.
>
>The Bilderbergers
>The Jewish Defence League
>MOSSAD
>The Trilateral Commission
>CIA and its subsidiaries: The MOB, DNC, RNC.
>NSA
>Matsushita Corporation (Current mission: Destroy Chrysler)
>The IMF
>Time Inc. and it's subsidarys.(Opinion Control)
>Bebe Rebozo and R. Nixon
>Proctor and Gamble
>Michael Gorbachav  (master illusionist)
>Jack Anderson (runs smokescreen missions)
>General Electric and NBC
>CBS,ABC and The Media. (See Time Inc.)
>The Capital Gang (spin control and misinformationists)
>THEM (frequently mis-blamed for far to much,an excellent smoke screen)
>The Sauds  (funding)
>The British Royal Family (run the drug running empires(great monymaker))
>Microsoft (mission: cripple Earth based computing systems
>           with crippled operating systems)

and the lemurs, of course, let's not forget them

>The Men In Black
>
>  It has been reported that the EVIL BLACK LENSMEN have a tendency
>to drive black Ford Galaxys. Their attire usually is a black,
>sinister looking, business suit. Hat is optional nowadays. But
>if worn is black. Black impenetrable sunglasses. They have
>an obnoxius, yet effective, habit of passing themselves off
>as U.S. Federal Agents when doing 'field work'.
>
>The entanglements are many. The plots extreme. The meaning is
>profound.  .... We are DOOMED...
>
>I shall post no more on this subject as I sense the evil
>moderator conspiracy will get me if I continue.

I wonder what Dr. Beter has to say on all this.

Too bad he's DEAD.  BWAH HA HA HA!

Joel "hmm, things seem to be getting a bit ridiculous" Furr
jfurr@polaris.async.vt.edu
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