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Ok, I'm sorry. I just don't think I can keep it quiet any more. Dr. Peter Beter
is actually an agent from an alien civilization in the Andromeda galaxy called
the Tartacians. Sorry Peter, or shall I say Xaqartin. He is distracting the
public from the real scandals that NASA is involved in.

  They were in lunar orbit as Apollo 8 was approaching. NASA made contact with
them, and knowing that thier funding was beginning to wain they struck a deal 
with the Tartacians. With the eyes of the world watching them there wasn't a
lot NASA could do at the time. So during the flight of Apollo 10 while the
Lunar Lander was making it's excursions, and with the public's attention
focused on them the Tartacians were invited for discussions in the Command
Service Module.

  The Tartacians needed water to fuel their fusion engines to return to
Andromeda, and NASA wanted to become involved with real inter-galactic space 
flight so a deal was struck. The Tartacians informed NASA how to miniaturize
equipment and people so during the Apollo Moon landings 90% of NASA's staff
had been transferred to the Moon. The rest of us are here to "maintain the 
status quo" while our Moon base along with the Tartacians are planning the
takeover of Earth. NASA's fleet of satellites that they have been placing in
orbit for decades are actually empty shells with their cargo of miniaturized
weaponry, supplies, and scientists safetly transferred to the Moon.

  Once plans for the takeover are in place, and the massive spaceships are
ready they will transfer the remaining NASA staff. Then the destruction of our
planet will begin. The Tartacians will take about 60% of Earth's water, then
they and NASA will be on our way to Andromeda.

  My only hope is that the people of the Earth will not take this news or the 
takeover personally, but it really is the only way. And to Xaqartin, I just
thought they should know.