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Article #158'Jeff Cookes' prances around the question like a fairy
From: Da Mudda Lann Newz Servus
Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 19:46
Date: Tue, 21 May 2002 19:46
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"Jeff Cookes" <sjbytes@aol.com> wrote in message news:ed849c5.0205211132.335fd0b6@posting.google.com... > geoffm@u1.netgate.net (C. LaCanthe) wrote in message news:<aca66i$ek0@u1.netgate.net>...san jose, ca > newsgroups:<soc.culture.african.american><soc.culture.asian.american> > residence:<santa clara county, ca> > > > What is it with black people and hooded garments, such as > > sweatshirts? It seems like one time out of three that I > > see a black person in public, they're wearing a sweatshirt > > with the hood up. The odd thing is, I see this even when > > it's not particularly cold or windy out; it's obviously > > done for looks and image rather than for reasons of prac- > > ticality. > > Maybe you should try it to hide some of your flubber, techie! > In your situation, it would be done for looks, image and practicality. > > > I saw this same sort of thing back in the Eighties, when it > > was all the rage among black guys to wear woolen watch caps, > > and even weirder, ladies' nylon stockings, on their heads -- > > even in the summertime when it was hot out. It seems that if > > one of 'em does some weird-assed thing, they *all* have to do > > it. > > You mean back in the 80's when you were still smooching off your > parents in Oklahoma and contemplating becoming a techie? > > > How did this hood craze get started, though? I remember > > seeing a fairly famous picture of Michael Jordan wearing > > a hooded sweatshirt; could that have been the trigger for > > this lemming-stampede, a desire to emulate a famous black > > sports figure? What if Michael Jordan had been photo- > > graphed with his fly open and his dong out, spray-painted > > with Krylon silver lacquer; would all the other black guys > > suddenly start walking around with *their* silver-painted > > dinguses hanging out, too? And how about if Michael Jordan > > jumped off a bridge? I suppose they'd *all* have to jump off > > of bridges, too? > > The hood craze got started for losers like you to hide their faces. > Since you're one at Sun Microsystems, you may want to seriously > consider jumping off of the San Mateo Bridge, Oakland Bay Bridge, or > the Golden Gate Bridge. Where else do you have so many options > within' close proximity? Once you're consumed, the sharks can live > without food for decades! As for African Americans emulating Michael > Jordan, you may want to consider emulating an engineer after spending > more than 10 years as a customer support techie at Sun! > > > Sometimes black culture seems more akin to Chinese culture > > than to mainstream American culture, because of this sort of > > lockstep conformity -- much like the way all Chinese people > > seem to feel that they have to drive a Toyota Camry with a > > little white stuffed toy dog inside the back window, and > > one of those weird-assed tasselled ornament things hanging > > from the rearview mirror. > > BTW, African Americans no longer use the term "black", very offensive > and equated to the term "techie"! A great majority of Asians earn > higher wages than techies, hence, they drive Camrys, Beamers, Lexus, > etc., unlike Pintos, as yourself, negating the lockstep conformity > theory. Asian tassells represent success, similar to tassells hung by > American teenagers on their rear view mirrors indicating graduation > from high school. Didn't you receive one? Oh, my apology. > > > America is the land of the individual, folks. Try to get > > over this lemming bullshit, okay? You all look as though > > you're perpetually stuck in junior high. I'm reminded of > > that period back in the Eighties when the movie Flashdance > > was popular, and every single twelve- and thirteen-year-old > > girl in America was walking around in an Esprit sweatshirt > > with the collar ripped out so that the garment could hang > > off of one shoulder. (I bet their fathers were *really* > > pleased about shelling out for an expensive, name-brand > > garment, only to have it mutilated in that way.) > > Well, doesn't being a techie after more than 10 years, equate to being > perpetually stuck in junior high? That in itself, is proof that you > are truly living a life of individualism in America! No other > life form, except yourself, has accomplished this feat, bravo! As for > your statement regarding fathers shelling our more money for their > kids' mutilated garments, I don't find that a financial burden if > they're not a techie! Flashdance, I don't recall that movie, but did > it motivate you to become a techie? > > > And while I'm at it, what's up with that sunglasses-at-night > > (and sunglasses indoors) thing? Do you have any *idea* how > > ridiculous that looks? > > Dare to be different, people. It's the latest thing; all > > the big kids are doing it. > > Yeah, according to your co-workers at Sun Microsystems, you definitely > are different! I totally agree with you, sunglasses at night does > look ridiculous, real stupid. But after 10 plus years as a techie > with no promotion in sight, you may want to consider a pair! > > >Geoff Miller continues to work at Sun Microsystems, San Jose, CA as a > tricky techie! > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------ > > > Terms and Conditions - Posting Style Guide - Posting FAQ > �2001 Google
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