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News Speak 3-15-2020

Police Quell Homeless Disorder

Corallitos, Ca. (Yahoom Wireless Services)

Police shot tear gas into an unruly crowd of American drunks, winos, and 
mentally ill homeless people who have been disgruntled at the latest 
census results.  The census results showed that 95 percent of local 
housing has been occupied by foreign born households.

"Dheez Hamarikan bums are soh lhazy", commented a policeman assigned to 
the beat.  "Heet his bhecause of what the late Ghodhead Tihm Mhay hused to 
saeh abhout dhem dhat whee shoot dhem."

Affordable housing experts agreed.  A spokesperson for the town brothel 
was upbeat.  "The white women have long given up on white male citizens.  
The foreign born men are smarter, richer, and more computer literate.  It 
is no wonder that they can afford the homes that the native men can not."

In the meantime, worshippers bowed in the direction of Tihm Mhay's former 
home.  "It is still uncertain how he died," commented one of them.  "One 
moment he was wrestling with a beautiful woman, next we were told he had a 
heart attack."  The 'before-and-after' web site of the woman showed her in a 
early 'wimpy' pose, and a later 'muscle' pose with former governor Arnold 
Schwarzenegger.