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Bah Humbug

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From: Jeff Liebermann
Date: Tue, 26 Dec 2000 05:00
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Twas the night after Christmas
In the server room,
nothing had happened
all dull and in gloom.

No meltdown, no failure
No flak from the boss,
The season is over
though at a slight loss.

The script kids were all
nestled snug their beds,
With visions of trojans
run amuk in their heads.

When there came a ringing
The admin machine,
It just found a virus
and proceeded to clean.

And then came the spammers
with VBS hacks.
The worms and the virii
and IE attacks.

I sat there and watched
though hardly amused,
We're back to what's normal
and badly confused.

I thank thee for Christmas
and I do believe,
In one day of goodness
and a short reprieve.

And next year I trust
the spam will be light,
So I can have Chistmas
and not work all night.


-- 
Jeff Liebermann  150 Felker St #D  Santa Cruz CA 95060
(831)421-6491 pgr (831)426-1240 fax (831)336-2558 home
http://www.cruzio.com/~jeffl   WB6SSY
jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us   jeffl@cruzio.com
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From: Jeff Liebermann <jeffl@comix.santa-cruz.ca.us>
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Subject: Bah Humbug
Date: Mon, 25 Dec 2000 21:00:54 -0800
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