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In article <NEWTNews.836096120.10476.pizazz@ppp.calvary.net> CFNCO@pizazz.com writes:
>From: CFNCO@pizazz.com
>Subject: "I have killed again."
>Date: Sat, 29 Jun 96 17:37:40 PDT

(snip)

>read about other experiences in my book "One night in Bang-Cock." These 
>are true life stories about the most dangerous job in America- the 
>midnight shift at convience stores. They don't call this the graveyard 
>shift for nothing these days. The company I work for won't allow me to use 
>their name but my hours are from eleven to seven.

Um, let's see ... working alone behind the counter of a place with money at a 
time when 99% of America is sleeping. You speak as if someone coming in with 
weaponry to relieve you of your cash register surprises you. You also speak as 
if working in a place with money at a time when 99% of all America is sleeping 
is an intelligent thing to do.

<snip>

>Please buy my book so I can get out of this job, I don't want to kill 
>again! 

Or -- duh -- you might just think about getting a *day* job, Sherlock.




>[Editors note: The above was communicated to me by the author himself. 
>No crime was committed, but I thought the readers of *.books and *.lit 
>would be interested because the clerk is also the author of a book. 
>*.forsale groups need no explaination.]