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Scott Buckner wrote:
> 
> In article <NEWTNews.836096120.10476.pizazz@ppp.calvary.net> CFNCO@pizazz.com writes:
> >From: CFNCO@pizazz.com
> >Subject: "I have killed again."
> >Date: Sat, 29 Jun 96 17:37:40 PDT
> 
> (snip)
> 
> >read about other experiences in my book "One night in Bang-Cock." These
> >are true life stories about the most dangerous job in America- the
> >midnight shift at convience stores. They don't call this the graveyard
> >shift for nothing these days. The company I work for won't allow me to use
> >their name but my hours are from eleven to seven.
> 
> Um, let's see ... working alone behind the counter of a place with money at a
> time when 99% of America is sleeping. You speak as if someone coming in with
> weaponry to relieve you of your cash register surprises you. You also speak as
> if working in a place with money at a time when 99% of all America is sleeping
> is an intelligent thing to do.
> 
> <snip>
> 
> >Please buy my book so I can get out of this job, I don't want to kill
> >again!
> 
> Or -- duh -- you might just think about getting a *day* job, Sherlock.
> 

Wait a minute, let me see here: You have a shoulder and -um- just GUESSING 
here... there was at ONE time a chip there, which said and particular to you 
chip SOMEONE knocked off???  And it was this guy at 7-11 and you think he 
should give it back to you?  Or you waned to write this book first, he beat 
you to it, and now you're pissed that there's no more literary reason to quit 
your day job as car-wash attendent, having exhausted your extensive list of 
New York publishers interested in that particular genre...

How's THAT for Sherlocking?

Eagerly awaiting your heated reply. :-/
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