🚀 go-pugleaf

I faxed the President a year or so ago ... because they had a terrible 
add in Garden Design Magazine....
so they named the next car a Catera....

gigglzzzz

Hear Tiggers r in this year!

ahahhahahahah

Mattison


Karen O'Mara (karen@randomgraphics.com) 
wrote: : Good one, Chief.

: The other night at Arco at Shoreline and Middlefield, an unusual car
: pulled up next to me. Of course, I had to ask a few questions. One of 10
: only left in the US -- a 1938 Cadillac. Mostly built to order, driven by
: limo drivers, it was one dang *big* car. Fancy, too. 

: Karen <crossposted to ba.singles without permission>

: Fire Chief wrote:
: > 
: >  * Forwarded by : Blue Wave v2.12
: > 
: >                       The New Cadillac
: > 
: > A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from
: > New York to California.
: > 
: > Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next
: > gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots
: > a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.
: > 
: > "What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant.
: > 
: > "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver.
: > 
: > While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car
: > up and down.
: > 
: > "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it
: > before."
: > 
: > "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride,
: > "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille."
: > 
: > "What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.
: > 
: > "Well," says the driver, "it has everything.  It's loaded with
: > power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors,
: > AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts
: > per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk
: > brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package,
: > and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine."
: > 
: > "Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"
: > 
: > "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.
: > 
: > "That'll be $30.17," says the attendant.
: > 
: > The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a
: > $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of
: > change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.
: > 
: > "What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.
: > 
: > "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver.
: > 
: > "Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of
: > everything, don't they!"
: > 
: >  ! Origin: Massapequa, NY
: > 
: >     Firemen are proud of their hoses.
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