🚀 go-pugleaf

On 21 Nov 1998, Ken Smith wrote:
> In article <736nbe$qr1$1@idiom.com>,
> Stuart O. Bronstein  <sab@*idiom.com> wrote:
> >Ken Smith  <kensmith@rahul.net> wrote:
> 
> [....]
> >>We've got plagues, hail storms, earthquakes, tornados, and attacks by
> >>mutant space goats, so I guess none of you should move here.  Other than
> >>that we all are doing fine.

       Thats fine, we have lousy sunshine that gets in your eyes all day.
We don't have any women here, just men.  The beaches are always to stinky
to go to and are full of mutant dogs hanging around.  The highways are
filled with turtles instead of cars...but its not a bad place to live.

> >And don't forget more lawyers per capita than anywere other than DC.
> >*That* should keep 'em away!

        I think we have more loafers per capita.  Must be the lawyers are
branching out these days.

> I heard that a lawyer for the Bay Area Air Quality District was trying to
> get a ruling that the smog laws apply to politicians.  It seems that the
> average politicina blows more smoke than a fleet of trucks.  I guess you
> could say that lawyers aren't always a bad thing to have around.
> 
> Besides, if there is ever a food shortage......

        We usually eat lawyers for breakfest but we can also add them in
to the main course if there is a food shortage.

 Bill