🚀 go-pugleaf

G'day,
Your a fucking wanker! talk about conforming to stereotypes!
Your either one stupid australia or a dickhead from another country 
trying to be australian. By your address i'm assuming your a fucking
american. Get a gun (it should be easy since the US doesn't have any gun 
control) and do us all a favor. Shoot your self!

I think you have watch Crocadile dundee one two many times.

Fuck off, idiot. Get a life! You need Professional Help! Get of the NET!

IF you have anything worth while to say. 
Send your fucking reply to,
Party (aka Scott Mackenzie)
EMail:party@break.com.au


Croc Dundee (mdavies@world.net) wrote:
: G'day! I'm a dinky di, dead set, true blue Aussie bloke looking for a bonza 
: shiela to have a bit of a yarn to.  Don't bother trying to check me out 
: unless you're dead set.  If you're not an Aussie I won't hold it against ya 
: as long as you can understand me accent and don't just want an Aussie 
: residents visa.  I don't give a rats arse if you're a wog, a wop, a chink, 
: and/or you're black, white, red, yellow, or green with purple polkadots as 
: long as you say what you mean and mean what you say.  

: You should be romantic and enjoy havin' a laugh.  You must like fresh air, 
: mountain scenery and the prospect of makin' love next to a billabong in the 
: shade of a coolabah tree.  You shouldn't get self conscious if a koala's 
: watching or startled if a kangaroo hops by.  If you're pre-loved, all the 
: better.

: Aw yeah, I s'pose I'd better tell yer a bit about meself.  I can see me feet 
: without any trouble.  Being a jolly jumbuck makes me enough dough to keep me 
: in boomerangs.  I was married once but the cow decided she wanted to jum on 
: another buck so we parted company.  I'm old enough to be your dad if you've 
: just finished high school (assuming I started early). I carry a *real* knife, 
: I wrestle crocodiles, I wear a hat with teeth in it and I hate cellulite, 
: smart arses and people with poles stuck up their arse. Sorry, I don't have a 
: hairly chest.
:  

: Cooee cobbers,

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