🚀 go-pugleaf

G'day! I'm a dinky di, dead set, true blue Aussie bloke looking for a bonza 
shiela to have a bit of a yarn to.  Don't bother trying to check me out 
unless you're dead set.  If you're not an Aussie I won't hold it against ya 
as long as you can understand me accent and don't just want an Aussie 
residents visa.  I don't give a rats arse if you're a wog, a wop, a chink, 
and/or you're black, white, red, yellow, or green with purple polkadots as 
long as you say what you mean and mean what you say.  

You should be romantic and enjoy havin' a laugh.  You must like fresh air, 
mountain scenery and the prospect of makin' love next to a billabong in the 
shade of a coolabah tree.  You shouldn't get self conscious if a koala's 
watching or startled if a kangaroo hops by.  If you're pre-loved, all the 
better.

Aw yeah, I s'pose I'd better tell yer a bit about meself.  I can see me feet 
without any trouble.  Being a jolly jumbuck makes me enough dough to keep me 
in boomerangs.  I was married once but the cow decided she wanted to jum on 
another buck so we parted company.  I'm old enough to be your dad if you've 
just finished high school (assuming I started early). I carry a *real* knife, 
I wrestle crocodiles, I wear a hat with teeth in it and I hate cellulite, 
smart arses and people with poles stuck up their arse. Sorry, I don't have a 
hairly chest.
 

Cooee cobbers,

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