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On 1 Aug 1995 12:08:55 GMT Meadows (emeadows@sunbelt.net) said something like:
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| TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ORGASMS: Using a little-known but time-
[bla]
| WOMEN LOVE THIS. After a woman has been to bed with you just  
[bla]
| IF YOU LOVE SEX, THIS COULD BE THE BEST $10 YOU EVER SPENT.

Wah?

Wacht even, is dit weer een favoriet van iemand van Amazing Discoveries?


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David.
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Ooit een normaal mens ontmoet?  
En...., beviel het?   -Stichting Pandora

Actually, the "Kegel" technique is an exercise taught to women before 
childbirth.  You basically tense up your pelvic floor muscles (as if 
tightening your anus) and hold for as long & as hard as you can.  Relax and 
repeat.  After a while, you can use it when the moment seems right.  There!

...information wants to be free...


In article <3vlamb$r63@beach.and.nl> jos@and.nl (Jos A. Horsmeier) writes:

>In article <3vl5gn$6cu@news.scsn.net>, emeadows@sunbelt.net (Meadows) wrote:

>|TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ORGASMS:

>Erm ... normally my orgasms take control of me. And I'd like
>to keep it that way, thank you ...

>|WOMEN LOVE THIS. 

>But, but, but ... what about me then? It is _my_ orgasm after
>all, isn't it?

>|>HAVING MASTERED THE TECHNIQUE, you could even begin intercourse
>|>without giving her oral sex [ ... ]

>I _hate_ oral sex, I mean, I never know what to talk about.

>|THE TECHNIQUE REQUIRES NO DRUGS

>So far for the fun of it ..

>|THREE WEEKS IS ALL YOU NEED 

>But, they only allow me to take ten days off!

>|>HOW TO LEARN THIS TECHNIQUE? I've written a booklet to explain 
>|>it. Order the booklet by sending cash, a money order, or a check 
>|>for $10 ($12 outside the U.S.) to:

>Wait, wait; don't tell; lemme guess: both parties dress up as mail men,
>carrying a fish in their left hand. Both start dancing at the same time
>while slapping the fish in each others face. No orgasms involved for hours
>and hours; guaranteed. Right? Yes? What did I win?

>Jos aka jos@and.nl 
>-- 
>Qgi rgw d&xj nicws nt swaj ri rgw eufgr>

>TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ORGASMS: Using a little-known but time-
>tested technique, you can outlast any woman in bed, giving her 
>wave after wave of deep orgasms, until she's blissfully sated. 

Uhm... lemme have a wild guess: does this have to do anything with
vacuum pumps?

>WOMEN LOVE THIS. After a woman has been to bed with you just  
>once, she'll be hooked. Even if you're not well-endowed, she'll 
>find you're the best lover she ever had. No more faking orgasms 
>for her! You'll be able to give her the real thing every time. 

Yes, yes, I *think* I'm right. C'mon, tell me: it's about pumps, isn't
it?

>HAVING MASTERED THE TECHNIQUE, you could even begin intercourse
>without giving her oral sex and last long enough to satisfy 
>her fully anyway - a useful option in the era of AIDS.

What technique? You probably don't own a bike. There's no technique in
pumping, fart-knocker!

>THE TECHNIQUE REQUIRES NO DRUGS, no ointments, no crackpot 
>gizmos. It relies on the subtleties of male physiology, and 
>an exercise created by Arnold N. Kegel, MD. It really works!

Of course it requires no nothing, butt-wipe! You just push and pull
the handle! How's that for "exercise"!

>THREE WEEKS IS ALL YOU NEED to learn the technique. Now is 
>the time to train, before autumn arrives: Research shows that 
>despite the songs about spring, autumn is actually the season 
>when women most ardently seek love.

Three weeks from now is 21 August. Autumn starts 21 September. What do
you do in the time inbetween? Recover from severe beginner's injuries?

>HOW TO LEARN THIS TECHNIQUE? I've written a booklet to explain 
>it. Order the booklet by sending cash, a money order, or a check 
>for $10 ($12 outside the U.S.) to:
>Meadows
(snip)

You can't be serious. Twelve bucks for learning how to pump up yo'
dick? Get real, dude.

>I'll send you a copy in a plain envelope by air mail. You can 
>thereafter follow up via e-mail.

>IF YOU LOVE SEX, THIS COULD BE THE BEST $10 YOU EVER SPENT.
If you don't wanna be flamed, you'll never post in this group again.



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In article <3vl5gn$6cu@news.scsn.net>, emeadows@sunbelt.net (Meadows) wrote:

|TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR ORGASMS:

Erm ... normally my orgasms take control of me. And I'd like
to keep it that way, thank you ...

|WOMEN LOVE THIS. 

But, but, but ... what about me then? It is _my_ orgasm after
all, isn't it?

|>HAVING MASTERED THE TECHNIQUE, you could even begin intercourse
|>without giving her oral sex [ ... ]

I _hate_ oral sex, I mean, I never know what to talk about.

|THE TECHNIQUE REQUIRES NO DRUGS

So far for the fun of it ..

|THREE WEEKS IS ALL YOU NEED 

But, they only allow me to take ten days off!

|>HOW TO LEARN THIS TECHNIQUE? I've written a booklet to explain 
|>it. Order the booklet by sending cash, a money order, or a check 
|>for $10 ($12 outside the U.S.) to:

Wait, wait; don't tell; lemme guess: both parties dress up as mail men,
carrying a fish in their left hand. Both start dancing at the same time
while slapping the fish in each others face. No orgasms involved for hours
and hours; guaranteed. Right? Yes? What did I win?

Jos aka jos@and.nl 
-- 
Qgi rgw d&xj nicws nt swaj ri rgw eufgr>

Ten bucks to learn how to do Kegel excersizes? Get real. Send me five
bucks, and I'll teach you how to do situps, too!

-- 
Christopher J. Ambler, Director, Punknet Internet Cooperative,
San Luis Obispo, CA <http://www.punk.net/home/chris/>
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