🚀 go-pugleaf

Bill Clinton
Statue Committee
1040 Butoo Street
Little Rock, AR 72205



Dear Friend,

    We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five
million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton at the Hall of Fame in
Washington, D.C.

    The committee is in quandary as to where to place the statue, being not
wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie,
and not beside Jessie Jackson, who never told the truth, as Bill Clinton could
never tell the difference.

    We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
democrat of all.  He left not knowing where he was going, and did not know
where he was.  He returned not knowing where he went, and did it on borrowed
money.

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Isreal,"Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."  Nearely five thousand years later, Roosevelt said, "Lay down
your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a Camel.  This is the Promised Land!"

    Now Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovels, kick your asses, raise the
price of Camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.  If you are one of the
fortunate people who has anything left after taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this project.


                                            Clinton Statue Committee




PS: Bill Clinton is considering changing the Democratic Party emblem from a
    donkey  to a condom, because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of
    pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while being
    screwed.

-- 
+-------------------------+---------------------+-------------------------+
| God is Real...          | elrond@freeside.com | Pull up a dick and have |
| Unless declared integer |  Stephen L. Palmer  | a seat.         (Chong) |
+-------------------------+---------------------+-------------------------+