How to defend yourself against burglars???

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4 total messages Started by Victor Smootbank Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:31

Author: Victor Smootbank
Date: Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:31

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I'm old an I'm afraid of burglars. How can I defend
my money against burglars???

Shotgun? Walter-PPK? Or booby traps?

Please help!!!

Re: How to defend yourself against burglars???

Author: Joan F (MI)
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:08

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Keep it in the bank.

Victor Smootbank wrote:
| I'm old an I'm afraid of burglars. How can I defend
| my money against burglars???
|
| Shotgun? Walter-PPK? Or booby traps?
|
| Please help!!!

Re: How to defend yourself against burglars???

Author: Evelyn Ruut
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 00:29

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"Victor Smootbank" <mean_priests@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:1188084712.871021.197780@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> I'm old an I'm afraid of burglars. How can I defend
> my money against burglars???
>
> Shotgun? Walter-PPK? Or booby traps?
>
> Please help!!!



Hi Victor,

We own two german shepherd dogs.    They are a lot of work, but I don't 
think we have to worry about burglars.   Seriously though, perhaps you ought 
to consider getting an alarm system that notifies the police if someone 
tries to come in.
-- 
Best Regards,

Evelyn

Re: How to defend yourself against burglars???

Author: Ken
Date: Sun, 26 Aug 2007 03:18

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On Aug 25, 5:08 pm, "Joan F \(MI\)" <jjf...@removethisameritech.net>
wrote:
> Keep it in the bank.
>
> Victor Smootbank wrote:
>
> | I'm old an I'm afraid of burglars. How can I defend
> | my money against burglars???
> |
> | Shotgun? Walter-PPK? Or booby traps?
> |
> | Please help!!!

I have the entire house set up with VX nerve gas canisters
Kills any intruder in less than a minute.

Only problem: having to spend my life inside a Chemical Hazard Suit
for those annoying false alarms :-)

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