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Dear: * you are hereby flamed
  [  ] Clueless Newbie             [ ] Lamer        [  ] AOLer
  [  ] "Me too" er                     [x] Twit           [x] Geek
  [  ] Spammer                       [ ] Nerd          [  ] Elvis
  [  ] Fed                                [ ] Freak        [  ] Cryogenic
  [ ] Scammer                        [  ] Troller        [  ] Pre-teen

 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [  ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [  ] You posted something asking for warez
  [  ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [  ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [  ] You started an off-topic thread
  [  ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [  ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
  [  ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
  [  ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone
       famous
  [  ] You said "me too" to something
  [  ] You make no sense
  [  ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
  [x] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
       was legal
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you
       cool
  [  ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
       worthless that you are being flamed anyway

 To Repent, You Must:

  [  ] Give up your AOL account
  [  ] Give up your MSN account
  [x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [x] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
  [x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [x] Actually post something relevant
  [  ] Read the FAQ
  [x] Be the guest of honor in news:alt.flame for a month

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [x] Get Wrecked
  [x] Get a life
  [x] Never post again
  [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
  [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
  [x] Get a clue, you pathetic loser
  [ ] Learn to post or get off the usenet
  [ ] All of the above

Yours cincerely 


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