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1 total messages Started by Allan Hansen Sat, 27 Sep 1997 00:00
Teach 'em a lesson! :)
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Author: Allan Hansen
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 1997 00:00
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This joke comes from http://www.danbbs.dk/~arrgh/jokes
Go there for many other great jokes!

A principal of a small middle school in Beaverton, Oregon had a problem
with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When
applying it in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the
mirror and leave lip prints.

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered
all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to
meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found
the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian
to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did
not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted
them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian
then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He
then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror
and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
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