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1 total messages Started by Pray To The Real God Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:46
Mitt Rommney Isn't Looking Bad! - LDS Is a Home Grown American Religion (For A Change)
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Author: Pray To The Real God
Date: Sat, 25 Feb 2012 12:46
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Jesus once said something, but he wasn't speaking American so 
nobody knew what it was.

Mormonism isn't one of those stupid religions like being a
Protestant or a Catholic that was invented by some asshole 
who
wasn't an American, it was invented by Joe Smith, a real
American with real American values, in America!

What could be wrong with that?   Those cocksucking Catholics,
Baptists, Prepeteryians like Bachmann or Palin,  and all that 
other shit worship in a religion that was imported from 
socialist europe and the god forsaken middle east where all 
the Jews and brown skinned darkies hang out.  Why would any 
blue blooded American boy want to put up with that foreign 
shit?   Imported religions invented by non-Americans for mass 
consumption like the MSM media pumping all that anti-American 
hooey down our gulletts? 

Mormonism is American like apple pie, capitalism and
Scientology.

It's as American as God wants in the USA. 

All I know is that the real true Religious Americans worship 
under Joe Smith or L. Ron Hubbard because America was their 
home!   And none of them wore those stupid swadling robes 
either, they wore proper business suits and ties like real 
people always did.
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