Re: things to do at Xmas parties

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From: Tom Fawcett
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1992 22:03

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If they have eggnog in one of those big crystal bowls, stand next to it
holding the ladle in the air like a club, bare your teeth and scream 
"I AM LORD OF THE EGGNOG AND NONE SHALL KNOW THE NOG BUT THROUGH ME!"
Then throw your head back and laugh uproariously at the ceiling.

Everyone else at the party will look at you with irritation and you will grin
sheepishly.

-Tom
works every time, or it would if I ever got invited back

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Subject: Re: things to do at Xmas parties
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