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Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC

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From: SRS Consultant
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:41
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In article <1992Dec15.185426.7874@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes:
>
>This is an actual ssc from my girlfriend, as told by me, CARASSO (G-D):
>
>Last Tuesday, I'm in the bathroom at Fox TV, where I work as a grphic
>artist.  I had just pee'd and when I stood up, my purse fell, and a
>ten dollar bill fell in.  I hesitated, but ultimately reached in and
>got it.  I didn't wash the bill but rather wrapped it in two paper
>towels.  An hour later, when I went to McDonald's, I unwrapped the ten
>dollar bill on the counter and handed it to the cashier to pay for my
>lunch.
>
>Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy.
>

^ssc^spc

(p=prideful)

At least that's what _I'd_ have called it.
-- 
Mitch Gorman		srscnslt@telesciences.com	emrys@cellar.org
"You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes,
	Better not compromise -
		It won't be easy!"
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From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant)
Subject: Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC
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Keywords: carasso,girlfriend,urine,mcdonalds,lunch,pot,kettle,black
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