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Article #14769Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC
From: SRS Consultant
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:41
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:41
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In article <1992Dec15.185426.7874@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> carasso@Turing.ORG (Roger Carasso) writes: > >This is an actual ssc from my girlfriend, as told by me, CARASSO (G-D): > >Last Tuesday, I'm in the bathroom at Fox TV, where I work as a grphic >artist. I had just pee'd and when I stood up, my purse fell, and a >ten dollar bill fell in. I hesitated, but ultimately reached in and >got it. I didn't wash the bill but rather wrapped it in two paper >towels. An hour later, when I went to McDonald's, I unwrapped the ten >dollar bill on the counter and handed it to the cashier to pay for my >lunch. > >Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy. > ^ssc^spc (p=prideful) At least that's what _I'd_ have called it. -- Mitch Gorman srscnslt@telesciences.com emrys@cellar.org "You can tell he's doing well by the look in inhuman eyes, Better not compromise - It won't be easy!"
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Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!psinntp!telesci!srscnslt From: srscnslt@telesciences.com (SRS Consultant) Subject: Re: CARASSO'S GIRLFRIEND MAKES A SSC Message-ID: <1992Dec18.164152.4486@telesciences.com> Keywords: carasso,girlfriend,urine,mcdonalds,lunch,pot,kettle,black Organization: TeleSciences CO Systems, Inc. References: <1992Dec15.185426.7874@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1992 16:41:52 GMT Lines: 25