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Article #14800Ode to the UPS Delivery Woman
From: The Termite of Temptation
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 07:09
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 07:09
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Ode to the UPS Delivery Woman ----------------------------- Oh, you sweet, tender thing How I adore your lithe, delicate body As it carries a package of books Straight to my door And into my heart. I long to take you into your brown van And make love to you amid the boxes and packages. Alas, it shall never be As our meeting was too, too brief. My heart will always leap At the sight of that familar truck Traveling worldwide. Mark "C.O.D." Lippert
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!cs.utexas.edu!uwm.edu!csd4.csd.uwm.edu!grendel From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Termite of Temptation) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Ode to the UPS Delivery Woman Date: 21 Jan 1993 07:09:07 GMT Organization: The Church of Pat Lines: 19 Message-ID: <1jli6jINNfbj@uwm.edu> NNTP-Posting-Host: 129.89.7.4