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Article #14808Re: PROOF
From: Dave Angus
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1993 09:02
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1993 09:02
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In article <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes: >Some of you don't believe in God. Others don't believe that >aliens from space exist. And, strangely enough, there are >even those who don't believe in either. > >Those are the people I want to reach out to. For you are, >_without a doubt_, wrong. > >I have a mathematical proof which states that either God >must be in existence, or space aliens, or both. [proof omitted] Personally, I find that reasoning unnecessary. I watched a National Geographic show on critters that live in mangrove jungles in Borneo. Some of them and their behaviours are so bizarre and specialized that it seems highly unlikely that they could have appeared by chance and evolution. Obviously they must have been created either by aliens or a god with a very warped imagination. It doesn't really matter which, since any alien capable of creating an animal might as well be a god. I was delighted to learn that there is an animal called a mouse deer. This is a deer which stands about a foot high. In North America there is a white-footed mouse which is also known as the deer mouse. There was also a monkey with a nose exactly like Fat Freddy's Cat. -- Dave Angus "Kundalini wants his hand back"
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!cs.utexas.edu!torn!thunder!flash!dnwangus From: dnwangus@flash.LakeheadU.Ca (Dave Angus) Newsgroups: talk.bizarre Subject: Re: PROOF Summary: who needs probability, anyway? Message-ID: <689@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca> Date: 4 Jan 1993 09:02:20 GMT References: <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> Sender: news@thunder.LakeheadU.Ca Organization: Lakehead University, Thunder Bay, Ont., Canada Lines: 38