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Re: PROOF

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From: Dave Angus
Date: Mon, 04 Jan 1993 09:02
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In article <1i7tsuINNt6c@master.cs.rose-hulman.edu> operjfw@HYDRA.ROSE-HULMAN.EDU writes:
>Some of you don't believe in God. Others don't believe that
>aliens from space exist. And, strangely enough, there are 
>even those who don't believe in either.
>
>Those are the people I want to reach out to. For you are,
>_without a doubt_, wrong.
>
>I have a mathematical proof which states that either God
>must be in existence, or space aliens, or both.

[proof omitted]

Personally, I find that reasoning unnecessary.  I watched a 
National Geographic show on critters that live in mangrove
jungles in Borneo.  Some of them and their behaviours are
so bizarre and specialized that it seems highly unlikely that
they could have appeared by chance and evolution.  Obviously
they must have been created either by aliens or a god with
a very warped imagination.  It doesn't really matter which,
since any alien capable of creating an animal might as well 
be a god.



I was delighted to learn that there is an animal called a
mouse deer.  This is a deer which stands about a foot high.

In North America there is a white-footed mouse which is also
known as the deer mouse.  



There was also a monkey with a nose exactly like Fat 
Freddy's Cat.

--
Dave Angus                                   "Kundalini wants his hand back"
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Subject: Re: PROOF
Summary: who needs probability, anyway?
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