🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <ueekvlc@zola.esd.sgi.com>, C J Silverio writes:

> ---
> Crash-Test Rock Star!  Complete with chartered plane, which pops
> apart into over one dozen pieces, and smashable Marshall amp.

etc.

Large, tedius, banal, .signatures:  Kibo's Sig.  Over 50Kbytes of
ASCII graphics, BIFF postings, Kibology, stolen quotes, mangled
text, modified pornography, lickable stamps [teletype version
only], and included free this month, a self test for genital
herpes.

Contentious Drivel:  1992; John F. Woods in retrospect!
50Kbytes of John's best lines [contents may have settled during
shipping, to be the same witty line repeated 957 times].  Don't
be without your very own paperweights-worth of classic
net-wisdom!  [Also available seperately "Babs Woods' Big Book of
Wisdom", 4pp, Hardcover.]

Reversible Newbies:  Mark Gooley's own little addition to the
talk.bizarre compendium of useful gadgets.  Talk about suck shit!
These little vacuum pump operated fellows actually dredge the
drudgery out of those newsgroups that you perceive have too much
boring newbie content.  Volcano model available seperately.

Religious Scatology:  Carasso doing what he does best, flaming
schoolkids in k12.chat, and taunting arabs in soc.culture.arabic.
Horndog poetry, pissant doggerel, mournful prose.  Three * 1.44Mb
floppies worth of condensed RDC.  Not suitable for religious
zealots.

Papal Lunacy:  Dave Polewka does Pope Clifton.  375 million
combinations to choose from, and some of them even make sense!
Free, for a limited time only, the patented 'DATE CLACS' program,
suitable for framing, or disassembling, or even running, if you
have the necessary Sinclair ZX81 technology on hand!

Audible Plonking: For the serious t.b. con-e-sewer. Blair P.
Noughton, doing what he does best.
                                   Blair: 
                                   "Fuck all, really."

Have a technically immaculate day.

Dac
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dac@prolix.apana.org.au              David Andrew Clayton.           // _| _  _
dac@prolix.sserve.cc.adfa.oz.au      Canberra, Australia           \X/ (_](_](_
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