🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <larne.054y@canetoad.UUCP> larne@canetoad.UUCP (Larne Pekowsky) writes:
>In article <C0Axt1.B3y@rice.edu> caz@owlnet.rice.edu (HWRNMNBSOL) writes:
>>.......no, Santa!  A pint of hummus, or nothing!.....
>
>I made hummus for casa canetoad's New Year's party.
>
>It came out rock solid, and a slightly unpleasant shade of green.  Grendel
>said it tasted like eating a houseplant.  Annie's fiance said it tasted
>like eating a plush rug.
>
>Mr x scooped some into a flask, saying he was looking for a substance with
>exactly this binding energy for a project he's working on.
>
I think I see where you went wrong. You obviously whipped up a batch
of "humus" by mistake thus producing a bowl of decayed animal and 
vegetable matter suitable for composting (not unlike this response).

Please check your recipe closely for the all-important extra "m" and
test your colleague's responses for accuracy by immediately consuming
a houseplant and plush rug.

Bakayaroo Banzai
Still Masturbating with a Cheese-grater
(I tried to stop, but it feels so Gouda...)