🚀 go-pugleaf

We have cats, and they eat flowers and they then vomit.  They do this
even though we thwak them and say "NO!" every time they do this.  I
compare this to:
 
There's this guy, and he eats paint and he pukes.  His friends hit him
and say "YOU IDIOT! DON'T EAT PAINT!" and he looks ashamed and says
"Yeah, yeah, you're right..."  Then, two weeks later, he pops open a
can of flat white and gulps down a couple of handfuls.  His friends
say "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" and thwak him some more, and he
stumbles about looking stupid.
 
We have to put flowers up on a high shelf or the cats will eat the
whole bloody thing.  

                                        Nik