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The BLOSE 901.  It's a classic.  It's been in production for twenty years
without a single change, because we knew we had the perfect design and there
was no way the vast increase in design knowledge in the last twenty years
could improve it.

The BLOSE 901 can produce sound levels almost thirty times those recommended
by OSHA for flight-line personnel.  We design the speaker without any bass or
treble, then sell you an equalizer to make the levels as flat as you want them
to be, as long as you don't want them _too_ flat.

At BLOSE, we know that you care about imaging.  That's why we designed the
BLOSE 901 without any.  You can position the speakers anywhere in the room,
and the sound will feel as if it's coming from all around you.  Just think
of it: no more fights with your wife about where to put the speakers.  And,
with our optional stands, she can use them as coffee tables as long as she
doesn't mind the vibration.

Because you can tailor the response of the speakers electronically, the
BLOSE 901 is the perfect speaker for people with hearing deficits.  And,
because you can operate the BLOSE 901 to the point of completely overdriving
it, without any fear of damaging it, the BLOSE 901 is the perfect speaker
for people who wish to develop hearing deficits.

The BLOSE 901.  It'll probably be the last speaker you ever buy.