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Re: the myth of PMS

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From: Scott Dorsey
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 14:41
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In article <1jjsqfINN5gi@uwm.edu> terri@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (St Theresa of the Net) writes:
>
>HYPOTHESIS: Most people become irrational when faced with expulsion from
>	school, legally threatening collection warnings and eviction
>	notices; the additional burden of not being able to fit into any
>	clothing one owns and the contraction of uterine muscles in
>	preparation for slam dunking a bowling ball through a TIGHT
>	VELVETEEN VAGINA is not necessarily the only depression-inducing
>	factor in what is known as "Pre Menstrual Syndrome."
>
>Please forward all bids for funding of this most auspicious program to the
>below address.

I wish to apply for a grant to investigate vaginal tightness.
--scott
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From: kludge@grissom.larc.nasa.gov (Scott Dorsey)
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Subject: Re: the myth of PMS
Date: 21 Jan 1993 14:41:12 GMT
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