🚀 go-pugleaf

You've heard the joke about who else but a civil engineer would put a
sewage line through a major recreational area, but, really, how did we
get that way? Well, any orifice is a vulnerable spot, and I suppose
it's useful to minimize them.

But, y'know, there's further efficiency imaginable.

The guy who could show up at a party, unzip his pants, and slap that
sucker down on the snack table, hoovering up petit-fours could be
really popular. Especially afterwards. "Oh, Fred," she cooed. "Have
some more nutella."

Exactly how she cooed when we are positing the absence of mouths is
beyond the scope of this article.

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zed@silver.lcs.mit.edu                          I'm an anarchist, and I vote.