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Wishful thinking

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From: hirschgm
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1993 02:40
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Radio broadcast I'd like to hear:

"...The force of the explosion sent Vice President Dan Quayle out through the
window.  He fell three stories onto the pavement below, where shocked onlookers
stared as a pack of wolves tore into him.  Fortunately for Quayle, the wolves
were scattered by the burst of automatic-weapons fire that ripped through his
body.  Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter.
   And now the bad news: Quayle is in stable condition and expected to make a
full recovery.  The terrorist group claiming responsibility for the attack has
promised to try again.  We wish them luck."

					--Joachim
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Subject: Wishful thinking
Message-ID: <1993Jan20.204048.3205@cnsvax.uwec.edu>
Date: 20 Jan 93 20:40:48 -0600
Organization: University of Wisconsin Eau Claire
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